𝚆𝚑𝚢 𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚜𝚘 𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚎!?

Rot please x

dear assholes who villanize lily evans in fanfics just to get her out of the way for the main ship,

you can rot in Azkaban for what you’ve done <3

Lover- Taylor Swift

reblog or reply with your love song. you know, the one that you think is what love sounds like

Emma and Taylor!!!!

- beige icons

Oo yes do this shit

if you miss even one drop while standing to pee then the toilet seat you didn't put up should send an electric shock up your stream into you

OOOO I NEED THIS

hear me out: a movie about a diverse team of heroes shooting their way into a white supremacist cult compound. They're unironically called Social Justice Warriors and they say one liners like "you're cancelled" before blowing a nazi's head off.

Okay

violence

HAHA

Sirius: Minnie, my dog ate my homework

Minnie: Mr.Potter, I can see your homework right there!

Sirius: *quickly transforms into a dog, eats his homework, and transforms back*

Sirius: right where?

Awww that’s my James

james fleamont potter headcanons because i love him

he eats a red apple every fucking morning

might not have a slutty waist but sure as hell he has slutty hands

he loves kissing his friends

he smiles a lot

he'll be a dayglow stan

he loves frozen

he sleeps with two arms under his pillow and sleeps on his stomach using all the space in the fucking bed

his writing is kinda horrible

he's so good at math without even trying, like he's just good at math

book smart but an absolute idiot with 0 common sense

he likes to read poetry

he calls his parents after every minor inconvenience

he'll tell depressed people to do sports lol "Remus come on quidditch will help you with your angry issues! Exercise is the key!"

he's childhood friends with marls and peter

he's lactose intolerant but loves ice cream too much

he smelled like cologne and herbs

his fav seasons are summer and winter

he cried when he found out Santa Claus wasn't real

he was one of those kids with a kid leash because he kept running away from effie

he loved going to the zoo and his fav animals are giraffes and elephants

he waves his head when he's listening to music and pretends to have a microphone and sings and dance no matter where he is

he does that hot thing with the pencil

he actually has a really good voice and dances pretty well

he loves being in his childhood house

his favourite food are effie's apple pies

he tried to learn spanish and sometimes he mixes the words but his accent is awful

he sings 'happy birthday' while washing his hands, and instead of drying them with towels he'll just shake them

he's always carrying food for Remus and Regulus because they don't eat enough because they forget

him and sirius look like a couple and they can't spend more than one day apart from eachother

he had a golden retriever growing up because he always wanted a brother and his parents thought it was a better and more available idea

he had an obsession with dinosaurs growing up

he has a diary

he loves baking but kinda sucks at it

he has the most beautiful eyelashes, and the prettiest smile ever seen and he's very aware of it

he has an hyperactive imagination (ADHD)

sings in the shower

a hardcore swiftie

this man has all five love languages

a morning person this man is up at 5:30 and he's so happy about it like james it's okay sleep well bby

he cries in every romance movie, and in every Disney movie, he just can't help himself

dad jokes bad dad jokes and you'll laugh because his jokes are so bad

HE HAS FUCKING DIMPLES.

"James 'the ally' potte-" GUNSHOTS!!! wdym about ally? he's literally pansexual

he didn't even knew he was pansexual because he thought everyone fell in love regardless the gender of the other person

he'll respect women more than himself

he had a crush on moony on 4 year, then he realized it was a platonic thing

He’s a stud. My guy’s chilling.

😎😎🥵🥵👏👏😈

😩😩😩