Zayn-gonnatweakout - Zayn

A permanent wip series

I ain’t going back to finish this shit if I’m being honest, but I’ll yap abt it. It’s about this girl who is like rich and shit but her mom dies so she has to move houses. And she really fucking hated history and thinks it’s really boring but her new house is really old and has lots of history. So through that house she learns the beauty of history (oh, and did I mention her dads an abusive alcoholic and she has a crush on this girl and this guy and is VERY confused bc she doesn’t realize she’s actually bi and poly) (oh, and both her crushes live in a different state than her bc she moved)

random ass interaction with my OC’s that none of yall will recognize cause it’s finally my main series. just know, Charlie (char), Ashton (ash), and Mathew (math) are all dating each other

(they’re all at ash’s house) (Ashton has a little brother named Noah about 6 years old)

Noah tugs on Math’s sleeve

Noah: Math… what’s a vagina? Noah looks up at Math with those sweet innocent eyes kids make

Math covers his face and starts blushing while Ash and Char just burst out laughing (Noah is very confused)

(I don’t know why I made this I swear it’s a lot funnier in my head but trust)

my 3 genders

”yippee I’m a girl”

“yippee I’m a boy”

“Gender is a mere social construct and I am the only one who does not believe this scam.”

I ♥️ pans.

little me never said ‘I’m gonna grow up and have a husband/ wife with kids’ I just flat out said ‘I’m gonna grow up and be married with kids’ which I think says a bit about me.

BITES YOU

....I assume that was the action of biting me not just yelling "BITES YOU"

Tits.

sometimes I’ll look down and remember I have tits and get terrified, but if I wear a binder and look down I get terrified bc I don’t have tits. Like does my brain think I have them or not???

Why’d you do that to us mate 😔 pull a ‘I brought you into this world and I’ll take you out’ please

My fault for Donald Trump sorry chat :/

chat.

chat I’m bored as hell. Someone please talk to me.

HELPPPPPPPPPPP

I’m being cursed with the memories of k (my ex best friend) I’d name drop her but it’s kinda useless bc no one she knows has tumblr besides me so like no one would even know who she is

It is inherently fun and sexy to say statements that swap the traditional genders of pronouns and terms mid-statement, such as: "I'm going to make him my wife" "She's my boyfriend" "Who says a guy can't be a pretty princess?" "That girl's the coolest dude I've ever met" "She's a madman who has to be stopped" "It's not his fault he's a material girl" Gender is a set of watercolors and the prettiest shades come from mixing the paints together.