Zane2408 - Stuff-things ♡

Last episode : Theo, alone in his car, gets shot by hunters.

Me: It can’t be worst

This episode: Brett trying to survive after being poisoned, get killed by a car.

Me: … Fuck 😭😭😭😭

I turn 30 next month so here’s what I learned in my 20s:

—don’t work for startups, they’re always one ‘innovative idea’ away adding ‘sell your kidneys on the black market’ to your job description.

—keeping a collection of basic OTC medicine on you will save your life one day. I recommend Advil, Imodium, and TUMS.

—those little single-use glasses cleaning wipes are 1000% worth the money

—overly self-depreciating jokes just make people uncomfortable, wean yourself off of them

—you can buy dehydrated mini marshmallows in bulk online and they’re a godsend for hot cocoa

—people don’t care if you have fidget toys on your desk they just want to play with them

—try to go to bed BEFORE the existential ennui kicks in

ao3 is crazy because you'll read the most gut-wrenching 200k word slowburn that leaves you sobbing into your sweater at four in the morning and the author will be applejacksmonstercock

highly forgotten cartoons from the early ‘00s (part 1/?)

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I am a(n):

⚪ Male

⚪ Female

🔘 Writer

Looking for

⚪ Boyfriend

⚪ Girlfriend

🔘 An incredibly specific word that I can’t remember

EVERYTHING AT ONCE

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HOOOLY shit it’s finally done. I think I started this piece in June??? It took a lot out of me but god damn I’m so happy to have it be done. This piece was inspired by Shintaro Kago’s artwork, considering I’d see it a lot in the thumbnails of breakcore songs. Tell me in the tags your favorite thing you recognize 👁

This is your personal guardian dog.

He’s going to protect you from things like “if you don’t reblog this in 30 seconds your mum will die!!” and “Reblog this or you will fail class!!”

He’s very happy to protect you, so you don’t have to worry about a thing!!

From @supermagically‘s Puppy AU for Jack and Rhys; Very domestic, very cute. You should go check it out.