John Tartaglia’s Alphabeth

I turn 30 next month so here’s what I learned in my 20s:

—don’t work for startups, they’re always one ‘innovative idea’ away adding ‘sell your kidneys on the black market’ to your job description.

—keeping a collection of basic OTC medicine on you will save your life one day. I recommend Advil, Imodium, and TUMS.

—those little single-use glasses cleaning wipes are 1000% worth the money

—overly self-depreciating jokes just make people uncomfortable, wean yourself off of them

—you can buy dehydrated mini marshmallows in bulk online and they’re a godsend for hot cocoa

—people don’t care if you have fidget toys on your desk they just want to play with them

—try to go to bed BEFORE the existential ennui kicks in

104th trainee corps aesthetic.

Justice League for Blu-Ray magazine

this is the funniest tweet i’ve seen in months bye

and i love him

Sweets

Ciel: Sebastian, go get me something sweet

Sebastian: You’ve already consumed too much dessert, my lord. I’m afraid you’ll spoil your appetite for supper.

Ciel, an actual image: