The Signs As RuPaul's Drag Race Things

Someone I totally took for granted…

Things my brother has said to me since I’ve come out

Bro: You can’t say you’re pan if you’ve only dated cis-boys Jess..

Me: Then you can’t say you’re straight since you’ve never had a girlfriend

Bro: touche…

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Bro: so you like girls?

Me: yep

Bro: so youre gonna get a girlfriend?

Me: maybe

Bro: NOW I GOTTA COMPETE AGAINST YOU TOO?? 

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Bro: wanna bet on who kisses a girl first?

Me: sure… $10?

Bro: okay

Me: sweet…cough up the money because i already kissed three

Bro: WHAT?? WHO?? you whore…No but seriously who because we only have like 2 lesbians in our school….

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Bro: I SWEAR TO GOD IF I HEAR ONE MORE PUN ABOUT YOU AND KITCHENWEAR IM KILLING YOU

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Brothers friend: so your sister is pan?

Bro: yeah?

Friend: what’s that?

Bro: basically she’ll date anyone

Friend: think she’ll date me?

Bro: ew no, dude she has standered still..

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Bro: so…how was narnia?

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Mother: i dont want you going to (insert friend)’s house because you’re pan and they are too

Bro: shes 18 mom AND you had no problem with it before jess was out

Mother: yeah but-

Bro: and they’re both girls so its not like even if something DID happen she wouldn’t get pregnant or anything

Mother: yeah but-

Bro: just let her hang out with the one friend she still has

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Bro: *is complaning about something* Thats so ga- OH MY GOD IM SO SORRY IT SLIPPED

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Bro: *shows me a picture of a girl* do you think shes hot?

Me: ew no

Bro: I AM TRYING TO GET YOU A GIRLFRIEND STOP BEING PICKY WOMAN WE LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF NO WHERE THERE ARENT THAT MANY OPTIONS 

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Me: *is complaining to my brother about this dude on campus* -anyways hes so not my type

Mother: but youre pan and ‘youre attracted to everyone regardless of gender’ so you dont have a type

Bro: thats like saying because i’m straight i like every girl mom…she can be pan and have types you limp lettuce

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Bro: do you think grandma will freak out when she finds out you’re queer?

Me: hopefully

Bro: sweet…..can i tell her??

Me: no?

Bro: dammit…

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Bro: *is playing COD online in his room* Guys seriously stop saying the F slur

Bro: Seriously i dont care about your kill streak, i will shoot you

Bro: NO SCOPE! I warned you!

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Bro: you know what my favorite part of you being pan is?

Me: what?

Bro: you’re no longer grandmas favorite…now i get all the money/food

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Bro: aw fuck

Me: what?

Bro: what if you get a girlfriend one day and she breaks your heart? i can’t punch a girl! 

Me: no thats okay-

Bro: HOW WILL I DEFEND YOUR HONOR???

Yeah I found Season 1 was a tie with Ongina and Nina, they're both very sweet girls and got along with everyone.

I could've sworn that Jessica won miss congeniality! I was so sure cause I do remember her winning, that's either my memory being terrible or it's... THE MANDELA EFFECT!! nah probably just my memory.

For Latrice, she 100% deserved miss congeniality.

Joslyn is super adorable and it's so cute how she idolizes Courtney! I hope she's on allstars 3!! (Which if I'm not mistaken will be in 2019?)

Max too deserved miss congeniality, but I know Katya was probably chosen mostly as a fan favourite (which she is) there are still aspects of her being congenial cause she never argued with the other queens and she's just straight up crazy and funny. Mother I've become miss congeniality again~~~

YES YES YES ITS SO PEPZ!!!! I haven't watched untucked Because for some odd reason it's not available in Canada!! But Valentina seemed to be in her own world sometimes, not sure if I'm the only one who agrees. (Probably Aja)

RPDR's Miss Congeniality

Since there has been quite a controversy about Valentina’s win of the Miss Congeniality tittle I decided to make a list of the girls I thought should’ve won the tittle each season and my reasons: Season 1) Ongina, because she was nice to everyone and all the girls seemed to like her and she seems like a really genuine girl.

Season 2) Jessica, because she was really nice, she was always smiling and was nice to Tyra (and that is a really important reason if you know what I mean). She really never had a problem with anyone and always helped the other girls.

Season 3) Yara, she was really nice and she always seemed to have a great time. She liked everyone and everyone seemed to like her back. She was there for her friends and for other girls too.

Season 4) This is a hard one, but Latrice, in a season full of hatred and negativity she was out of most of the drama. She was fun to be around based on the commentary of the girls. She was nice and professional and almost a mother figure to the girls.

Season 5) Ivy, she represents everything that the tittle stands for. She was genuine, nice, friendly, bubbly, likeable, etc. Ivy was a great friend to Jinkx (who was not very liked by the other contestants), was not confrontational and seemed to get along with all the girls.

Season 6) Joslyn, because she was a mess but she was a sweetheart. She was nice and bubbly at every moment. She never tried to throw anyone under the bus (is that how the goes?) And was nice to everyone. Well liked by all the girls. I think that even Bianca liked her or at least didn’t have anything bad to say about her.

Season 7) Max, yes Max, because she was nice, she even tried to find nice ways to describe Violet. She was sweet to most of the girls (since there were a few who were mean), she was nice and encouraging to Pearl and Jaidynn, and always tried to be cordial.

Season 8) Cynthia, just watch her on both of her seasons and try to denied that she was the deserving Miss Congeniality. I dare you.

Season 9) Cynthia or Peppermint. Cynthia because she is just naturally and genuinely nice and congenial, and Peppermint because she was the nicest.

You know. For kids.

Alaska grew so much!!! Ah now that I look at it the special episode in rpdr season 1 shows so many of the drag queens we know today. It's been so long since I've watched season 1 that I didn't realize the ones that didn't get in such as Alaska, Detox, Raven, Sahara (😭😭), Nicole Paige brooks, Pandora and Naysha.

What the actual fuck is happening

Look at link. He looks so happy. This is the happiest he has ever been. He deserves this.

YAS QUEENNNNN !!!!! Honestly I love rewatching series over and over!!! (I think she should've won but maybe that's cause I'm biased, she did turnt it the fuck out)