@quirekey

who can relate

Me after watching the beginning of Episode 12 of Metal Cardbot and deciding BC DEFINITELY has abandonment issues

btw is it okay to tag Metal Cardbot as Transformers …? Oh well . I’ll do it unless someone says I can’t .

why is my Bakery open from midnight to 6am do I sleep 😟

You run a Bakery, just a normal bakery, the only problem is that your customers at midnight to 6AM are mythical creatures who pay with gemstones and ancient gold and silver coins

Starscream: I don't believe in Primus and all that nonsense. The only thing divine in this world is me!

After Unicron

Skywarp: So what's your opinion on Primus being real now

Starscream: Oh he's real, cause the devil is. I hear him in my head, whispering false promises to control my heart, caressing my soul, trying to lure me into his prison for amusement. He's real alright, cause if he ain't then there would be nothing that can balance out the pure darkness of him, nothing to stop him from enslaving the universe, keeping everyone doing what he wants as toys that he'll throw away just to get more. I can't even bring myself to say his name

Thundercracker: Damn I need to write a fanfic on that

so do we agree that he’d be absolutely miserable ? Bc I feel like he would . Who tf wants old dead people talking to them in their head and some thing in their chest that compels them to do good . Starscream would NOT know what he’s getting into until it’s too late LLLLL 😭

bro what IF the matrix just said “fuck it we ball” and made Starscream a Prime . Me thinks I need that . Me thinks, there’s another wip that will surely go unfinished slipping into my drafts …

EDIT: why is this my most popular post

PLEASE I FUCKING BEG YOU READ THROUGH THE ENTIRE POST 😭😭🙏 OUR SOCIETY IS FUCKING COLLAPSING BRO 💔💔😩 (I’m here for it)

Have some Ratchets and some Ratchet related posts that I had in my drafts

I told my friend that I saw a car that reminded me of Ratchet and it wasn’t an ambulance, she told me that at some point people are going to believe I actually want to fuck a car

Hasboro should hire me for writing a show look at my very detailed season one plan:

Ep1: Ratchet introduction episode

Ep2: Ratchet and humans

Ep3: Ratchet and his friends

Ep4: Ratchet vs Decepticons

Ep5: Ratchet battles his inner demons

Ep6: Ratchet beach episode

Ep7: Ratchet throws a party

Ep8: Ratchet becomes god

Ep9: Ratchet goes back to school

Ep10: Ratchet goes though revelations on his purpose, the futility of war and his role of perpetuating the cycle through his job

Ep11: Starscream slips on a banana peel and dies

Ep12: Ratchet sex episode

Ratchet shot up on my top ten fav transformers list so quickly the rest of my list is in shambles, Starscream is still no 1 though, someone get him off there

When I was looking at toy listings I would always see an in stock ironhide toy next to an out of stock Ratchet that’s double the price, poor guy.

If Hasboro lets transformers go into public domain in 2075 I will release a Ratchet hentai game and a megastar sex tape

You can survive almost anything through the right combination of:

Bitching and moaning

Hater-ology

Doing a goofy little bit about it

Having a buddy say "that's so fucked up" at intermittent points (you can also be your own buddy)

Destroying the cursed amulet you carry everywhere, why do you even have that thing

HEY YALL !!

I HAVE AN AO3 NOW ! YAYYYYY ! AND I DO REQUESTS !! JUST PUT IT IN MY ASKS AND ILL RESPOND WITH WHETHER OR NOT I CAN DO IT !!

What I don’t do:

Non/dubcon

Heavy gore

Sexual age play

Incest

p€do stuff

Graphic abuse (WILL do implied/brief)

Ships I don’t quite get yet (I will let you know)

+ probably some other stuff I can’t remember right now ! But I’ll let you know if something is uncomfortable for me ! We can probably work something out :]

ai does not belong in creative spaces. period.

reblog if you’re okay with people writing fanfics of your fanfics and/or fanfics inspired by your fanfics