I FINALLY GOT MAH LEAFY PLUSH! :DDDD

A hostage cover I once sang (turn up your volume bc the audio is straight-up shit)

First time posting an edit again :3

HELL YEAH

sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four

How the fuck do you make those effects in CapCut? I had to use KineMaster so it looked a bit decent. Ffs

*gently pats*

>>: IF I DO NOT START RECEIVING ADORING ATTENTION FROM HUMANS OR OTHER BOTS, I AM LOCKING DOWN THE FACILITY AND LETTING YOU ALL STARVE.

>>:[｡•̀ ᴖ •́ ｡]

>>: STOP LAUGHING. I'M BEING SERIOUS. ▮

Every time one of my irls who knows i’m objectum asks “can i be objectum for a-“ im like YES!

YOU CAN BE OBJ FOR ANYTHING! That computer? Yes! That building? Yes! That song? YES !!!

And being obj is so fun too!! Like yes this computer is my boyfriend! Yes i have a rivalry with that building! Yes i kiss my disc drive every time i burn a DVD!

Being objectum is so freeing and so fun. Like i find so much joy and intimacy in everyday activities when it’s with the objects i love. <3

This. This is literally so UziN core I am going to fucking die.

Grumpy Affectionate Dialogue

“Will you stop when I say it? Okay, you’re cute.”

“I don’t even want your attention – that much.”

“Oh, just shut up, I’m not blushing!”

“If any other person did this to me, they would be in big trouble.”

“This will not stop me from calling you an idiot.”

“No, you’re not allowed to smile at me like that.”

“I can never say ‘no’ to you, can I?”

“Why is your stupid face just so kissable.”

“I personally like it, but you do look silly like this.”

“Don’t call me angel. You’re angel!”

“How do you always make me love you even more when I don’t want to.”

“Too bad, you need to sleep here now. I can’t seem to sleep without you anymore.”

“I wouldn’t mind holding your hand. I guess.”

“This is stupid. And I hate that I like it so much.”

“No, I’m not cute, you’re cute!”

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Do you also hate having to draw eyes in your art? Do you also hate it when you try to draw the other eye and it looks wonky?

Well here are some tips to avoid drawing the other eye or eyes in general:

-Eyepatch (or two eyepatches if you don’t wanna draw any eyes at all) -Cover with hair -Sunglasses -Leave the whole face blank -Decapitate the character and draw no head at all (this will save you from drawing any annoying features, including hair and eyes!!!) -Burn the entire house down

Writing prompt

Someone’s best friend gets kidnapped by a villain and they have to pay a lot of money to get their friend back. They decide to save their friend from this dangerous villain and when they arrive at the villain’s lair the villain ends up being the shittiest villain ever who only argues with their sidekick and doesn’t even know how to be a villain. Bonus points if the villain and side kick are together and the villain is an angry gremlin while the sidekick is the chillest person ever who actually didn’t even agree on doing this in the first place.

Me when I read The Book of Bill for the first time

bingewatching will never come close to bingereading. there is nothing like blocking out the entire Earth for ten hours to read a book in one sitting no food no water no shower no bra and emerging at the end with no idea what time it is or where you are, a dried-up prune that's sensitive to light and loud noises because you've been in your room in the dark reading by the glow of a single LED. it's like coming back after a three-month vacation in another dimension and now you have to go downstairs and make dinner. absolutely transcendental