He’s Already Regretting Not Going Through With His Plan Of Faking An Illness 😭

ive seen people mention it briefly in the past, and like i know he has a contract and everything but i would not be at all surprised if max would just say f it and retire after this season. he has talked about retiring so much in the past, and just judging by the way this season has gone…

the dutch anthem 🫶

hiiii, if you're still taking asks for the silly doodles maybe this as max? https://pin.it/5431d001N

absolutely! thank you anon for the request ily!!!

my favourite thing about me is that when i get overstimulated in loud, crowded public areas i put in my airpods and listen to heavy metal to calm down.

and it always works.

you're watching the F1 movie. Max Verstappen hits Sonny so hard that he crashes and the car catches on fire. as Brad Bitch heroically climbs out of the burning car, a soundbite of Max saying "simply lovely" plays over Hans Zimmer's beautiful soundtrack. the leitmotif of "Doo Doo Doo Doo Max Verstappen" is heard faintly in the background, played menacingly on a trombone amidst the sound of crackling flames and a stirring orchestral crescendo.

im genuinely not being a whiny fan when i say this but like why are we letting this race weekend continue? three cars in the barriers in a quali that was already super postponed, and the race in only a few hours where it is still predicted to be raining like this?

it seems too unsafe in these conditions

looks like spicy is his new favourite word

MAX THE MAN YOU ARE SIMPLY LOVELY IT WAS

some inspirational ghost lyrics for your day