[Sniper(F-0-Z)]

Nationality guessing

141 guessing Oz's race(before knowing her cultural background):

Gaz: *Studying Oz's face* Hispanic?

Soap: Aye. Definitely Hispanic

Oswald: Nope. Guess again

Ghost: Egyptian? Somewhere middle east

Oswald: Way off

Price: It's-

Oswald: You read my file. You don't get to partake, Price

Gaz: Are you some type of asian?

Oswald: Partially, yeah

Soap: FILIPINO!

Oswald: No. But I guess you can say they could be classified as a cousin

Ghost: Ohhhh. I got it now

Gaz: What is is?

Ghost: I'll wait for you two to figure it out

Soap: Pshh...did we say Spanish already?

Gaz: Yes- OH! Polynesian!

Oswald: Bingo! Wasn't so hard now, was it?

Price: Eh. If I hadn't read your file, It would've took a miracle

Beans on Carbs

Ghost and Gaz in the kitchen eating beans on toast:

Oswald walking in grabbing an empty bowl: Oh hey

Gaz mentally preparing himself for the classic American banter: Hey Oz-

Oswald: Yo can you pass me the can?

Ghost: Okay?

Oswald: *proceeds to dump the whole can of pork n beans in her rice*

Gaz: WTF-

Ghost: Beans on rice?

Oswald: I grew up poor in Oahu, so let me enjoy my food in peace

Gaz: But rice?

Oswald: Its a local comfort food. Plus, both are just beans on carbs anyways

Ghost: She has a point

Soap walking in: You're all disgusting

Trust exercises

Price: I called you all in here today to discuss the meaning of being a team. We, we are a team. But in order to function as a team, we must all learn trust

Soap: Aye, I cannae agree more. Like when ye ask yer team if they touched yer lunch and they donnae say anthing-

Gaz: Oh let it go, Soap!

Soap: AYE, WHEN YE BE HONEST KYLE!

Price: *Smacks their heads* And this is why we need to do this exercise *Mumbles* Mostly because Kate won't get of my case...

Price: *Grabs Ghost* Since Soap and Gaz needs time to cool down, you're first, Si. Tell the team how you feel about them, and be honest. This will help let all the bottled emotions out

Ghost: *Inhales* First off, you're mohawk looks dumb Johnny. And the fact that you spend every night and morning in the communal showers trying to fix it, just makes it look dumber. And Kyle? Hanging off a heli while shooting people upside down isn't a way to introduce yourself. It was a fun story the first few times, but now it makes you look pathetic. Also, it was me who stole your lunch Soap, not Kyle. You just wouldn't stop bothering me the day before and I just snapped. Kyle just so happened to be by your lunch that day

Soap:

Gaz:

Price: *Claps* Good job, Simon. See? Wasn't so hard now, was it?

Soap: You think my mohawk is dumb...?

Soap: *Running for his life while carrying 2 heavy bags*

Oswald: *radioing in* Soap! What's your ETA?

Soap: *Panting* I'm here! I'm at the door-!

Oswald: *Flings the door open and grabs the bags from his hands* You made it just in time!

Soap: *Falls to the floor, exhausted*

Oswald: Now we can finally watch the movie with snacks :D

American Snacks

Price, Ghost, Soap, and Gaz: *Trying a Hershey bar*

Gaz: *Spits it out* This tastes like vomit!

Alex and Oswald: Vomit?!

Ghost: *Shrugs* it tastes like cheap chocolate

Oswald: Cheap?!

Price: *Swooshing his mouth with tea to rid the taste* I agree. This is probably the worst chocolate I have ever put in my mouth

Soap: *Eats the rest of the bar* I donnae what ye all mean. Chocolates, chocolate

Oswald: *Looks at soap* Thank you! You all are so dramatic, I swear

Alex: Alright, alright. Lets move on...how about root beer float? *pours a glass over icecream*

Ghost: No wonder Americans are fat...

Gaz: *Takes a bite* Mouthwash?!

Price: You feeding us mouthwash, Alex?

Oswald: It may taste like mouthwash, but its frickin delicious mouthwash-as long as its with icecream

Soap: Bonnie...If I wanted to brush my teeth I would've done it, not let the dessert do it

Alex: ...

Ghost: Soaps right. Its like if a dentist became a chef

Oswald: I hate you all

Alex: *Sighing to himself* Maybe we should've picked different snack choices...

Handling heat

During physicals in 98⁰ heat:

Oswald: *Stretches* Isn't the weather just perfect?

Soap: *On the floor, drowning in sweat, panting* When is fall again?

Gaz: *Laying next to him* Not soon...not soon enough...

A trip to Hawai'i P.5

[Surfing Lessons]

Oswald: You ready Soap, Gaz?

Soap: Aye! Born ready, Bonnie

Gaz: I'm just making sure Soap doesn't drown

Oswald: *Calling out to Ghost and Price* You two sure you don't wanna join in?

Ghost: I'll pass

Price: I'm here to make sure Soap and Gaz don't kill themselves. If they do, Simon can retrieve their bodies

Ghost: What?

Soap: Ye take too long! *Lays on board and heads out into the sea*

Gaz: He's gonna drown...*Follows after him*

Oswald: *Beats them to the wave and starts surfing it* CHEEHOOO!

Soap: *Wobbly makes it onto the wave* WOOOOO

Gaz: *Tailing behind Soap, lifting his arms to keep balanced* Keep your balance, Soap!

Soap: *Starts steadying out* This feels great!

Gaz: Speed up, Johnny!

Soap: I'm trying! Slow down Kyle!

Gaz: I can't slow down-! *Bumps into Soap* Ah-!

Soap and Gaz: *Crashes and falls into water*

Oswald: *Looks behind to see them crash* Oh no...

Soap and Gaz: *Gasping up for air and army crawling out the water*

Oswald: You okay? *places their boards in the sand*

Soap: Why didn't ye slow down, Kyle!

Gaz: Why didn't you speed up! It was all your fault!

Soap and Gaz: *Arguing*

Price: Everytime...

Laswell: There's 2 snipers to your left, so proceed with caution

Smokes: On it

Oswald: Rogah

Dice: Yes mom

Everyone: ...

Laswell: Mom?

Dice: I said ma'am-!

Smokes: No, I definitely heard "mom"

Oswald adding on smuggly: Either that or we're all going deaf

Dice: Can we all just drop the subject!

Laswell: You see me as a mother figure?

Dice: I see you as a colleague

Oswald: He definitely sees you as a mother figure

Laswell amused: Alright, alright. Lets stay focused. There should be a few guys inside, so take the roof.

Oswald: Yes mom

Smokes: Understood, mom

Dice: Screw you guys...

Taged by: @islandtarochips (ty💕)

• Name: Willow Pelekai

• Nickname: Oswald; Zulu 0-2

• Gender: Female

• Star Sign: Scorpio

• Personality Type: Charismatic and Capricious

• Height: 5'6(168cm)

• Orientation: Heterosexual

• Nationality/Ethnicity: Hawaiian/Japanese/American

• Fave Fruit: Guava

• Fave Season: Summer/Fall

• Fave Flower: Hibiscus Syriacus Blue Bird

• Fave Scent: Coffee mixed with Rain or a new book smell

• Coffee, Tea, or HC: Def a coffee person. She struggles with sleep so it helps keep her awake. Though this turned into a small addiction.

• Average Hours of Sleep: Normal(8-9 hours); Deployed(3-4 hours)

• Dog or Cat Person: Both. Since she helps look after Fozzie, I'd say she's more of a dog person. But she's fine with cats too since she grew up with a lot of cats.

• Dream Trip: Since she's been deployed to a lot of different countries, Oz had experienced a lot of different cultures and beautiful scenery. However, she does want to visit Norway a least once.

• Number of Blankets They Sleep With: Two. She's Hawaiian, what can I say? She can't handle the cold much.

• Random Fact: She's a salty person. Not personality wise, but in taste. Her sodium levels are high since she loves her foods salty.

Taging: @itsastronxmy @cloudofbutterflies92 @kikiharinezumi @mutantthedark

If people hate it then they hate it. It's their problem. But, theres always the brighter and better CoD fans who'd enjoy your work for what it is. So don't be scared to post what you want bc you'll have plenty support

Fun fact: From the beggining I created Halia, I wanted to ship her with Soap, but I was really afraid that people are going to hate it and attack me... So... I'm gonna ship her with Gaz. Age difference? Who cares? Skin tone? I don't care~