- 7 Days A Week -

Confidence (Erwin Smith x Reader)

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Tags: Slight angst, fluff

You’ve been avoiding Erwin all week because of your latest acne breakout. He makes sure to set the record straight 

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put your head on my lap.

↦ pairing(s): erwin smith x reader

↦ word count: 1.2k

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[plus] Then thinking hes fallen asleep you traced his face features and spluttered some bullshit about how you love him or described how you just love his eyebrows earning him to chuckle so you blushed all hellish red and playfully smack him on his chest/shoulder!!! (Yeah no dick sucking this time just pure bliss of heavenly fluff) (2)

↦ author’s note(s): for my erwin simp ♡ (i added something else too bc 🤩) i hope you like it !!! (ngl i couldn’t post this bc i had no proper title for it but here we are🚶🏻‍♀️)

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Erwin sat around the table, his hands clasped together as he listened the other soldiers voicing out their grievances. He’d occasionally write them down on his notes, nodding away, taking mental notes until the next soldier complains again. It went on until everybody in their table got to say something, which ended with their Commander sighing deeply. He could feel his body shutting down, exhaustion spreading on his body but he tried to not show it. Finally, they all stood and the meeting is finished. 

Erwin stayed there for a few minutes, just staring into the window, then back to the notes. He is so exhausted, sighing deeply here and there, his mind closing in and his thoughts buzzing with silence. 

If he could just take a nap, that would be good, he thought. 

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If you like the word “queer” reblog.

Kokushibo & Muzan x Oiran! Female! Listener

What are these two old men planning? 😏

*Slight NSFW!

This is much longer than i expected it to be! 😅 (This was originally an anonymous ask, but my ask box has been a little funky so I'm uploading it separately!)

Mentions of Kidnapping! No dubious consent here since listener is an oiran hehe 😈

Hope you enjoyed!

Listener right about now:

CUTE GIRL PT. 2 | WILLIAM AFTON

synopsis: after michaels girlfriend reveals your secret, william needs to give you a little reassurance.

cw: smut, angst, fluff/comfort, penetration, fingering for a few seconds, praise kink!! daddy said once, soft pleasure dom!william, afab!reader, she/her pronouns.

part one masterlist

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The buzzing of the voices upstairs woke you abruptly. Random shouting and laughter filling the house. You rubbed your eyes, let out a groan as you stretched, and pulled yourself out of bed.

Your legs moved slowly up the stairs, the soreness of your thighs making you weak due to last night's events. Reaching the main floor, everyone was huddled around a coffee table in the living room, eating pancakes and laughing.

Searching for where the flapjacks came from, you saw William standing in the kitchen, a hand on his hip while he waited to flip more pancakes. You dragged yourself over to the kitchen, your face swollen and tired.

William's eyes looked over you, a smile and a light chuckle leaving his lips. "Mornin' sunshine" he softly smiled.

You let out a groan, feeling it was too early to speak properly.

"Someone slept good, huh?" William teased. You did sleep well. The waves of your orgasm completely knocked you out for hours. "I didn't mean to leave you there by yourself, but I didn't know if anyone else was going to be sleeping down there"

You nodded and leaned your forehead against his arm, letting him wrap it around you while pressing a quick kiss to the top of your head, watching to make sure no one was looking.

"m so sleepy" you groaned, pulling away to rub your eyes.

"Yeah I bet, you want some food?" You shook your head, denying his offer. Your whole body practically felt paralyzed and the chances of you throwing up if you ate were very high.

William nodded before pulling the pancakes off of the pan, placing one on a plate for you just in case you got hungry, then taking the rest to the coffee table of teenagers.

William must have known you were going to get hungry because you found yourself picking at the pancakes as he cleaned up the kitchen.

People were starting to head outside, ready for another day of relaxing in the cool lake under the scorching sun. William went upstairs to get ready himself, and you watched as the house grew empty, except for someone in particular.

While you continued to pick at the now cold pancake in front of you, you watched as Michael walked up to you, a flat face with slight acknowledgment on it.

"Hey y/n, what's up?"

"Hm? oh, nothing. Why?" Your chest grew with guilt, afraid about what he was trying to talk to you about.

"I um, just wanted to make sure you weren't like, uncomfortable with me or anything. I heard you and my dad laughing at me and my girlfriends and I definitely didn't mean to be obvious about our,,,, activities"

A wake of relief washed over you, causing a light laugh to emerge. "Oh! No, don't worry about me! I was a good laugh, so no issues about being too obvious about it!"

Michael laughed and muttered a 'thank god' under his breath. He was clearly just as nervous as you were, though, you were worried about different things.

And just like that, his girlfriend walked into view, chuckling a somewhat evil-sounding laugh. The both of you turned to look at the girl, watching as she walked up to you with a curious walk.

"That's funny Mikey" She hummed. Michael looked at her with a confused face, not knowing what she was laughing about.

"What is?"

"That you were so concerned about being too obvious that we fucked when she went ahead and made it more than obvious she fucked your dad right after"

At that moment you felt your heart stop, then practically fall down to your stomach. Your eyes widened in horror and your lip started to quiver, wanted to cry and run away in embarrassment.

Michael's face grew with just as much shock as yours did, His jaw slung open while his eyes were bulging out of his head. 'What? Y/n is that true?"

"I- Um I'm not sure what she's talking about" You muttered, regretting everything that just happened within the past 12 hours.

"Oh please y/n, don't act like you weren't all 'I'm so close!' last night. Was it because you were jealous that Michael was fucking me and not you? hmm? was his daddy the closest you could get?"

"No, I, I don't know what to say" you spoke slowly. It was true, no response wanted to come out of you, and no response you could think of that would help you, "I'm, I'm gonna go to the bathroom, this isn't happening to me right now"

As you pushed past them you heard the girl laugh and drag Michael outside, not letting him process his shocked state. Rushing into the hallway you felt a hand on your shoulder, trying to get your attention. You knew it was William, and you also knew you couldn't face him right now.

"Hey, y/n, are you okay?" He frantically spoke, doing his best to get your attention.

You pushed his off and reached the bathroom, attempting to slam the door behind you but failing as William stopped it with his hand. He stepped into the bathroom, closing the door behind himself.

You stood in front of the bathroom mirror, covering your eyes while you sobbed into your palms. William placed his hands on your sides, his face growing with remorse as you cried.

"Hey, you're alright, relax for me, yeah?" He whispered, pressing kisses into the back of your head.

You sniffled and wiped your tears, "holy shit, I'm a whore" you cursed, "why did I do this?"

"Sweetheart, you're not a whore, why would you say that?" William questioned.

"William, they found out, they know what we did last night" You continued to cry.

William sighed, trying to calm himself so he didn't freak you out more than you already were, "It's gonna be okay, they're stupid you know"

"Yeah but, I used you, I used you because I was jealous!"

William hummed, thinking of a response. If that was true, he wouldn't care. If anything he's happy you guys shared that moment no matter the circumstances.

"Don't worry about all that, I've been thinking about fucking you way before that, it's no big deal if it happened just because of how you were feeling about Michael"

You wiped the last of your tears, and looked at William's eyes through the mirror, "You mean that?"

"Oh absolutely, darling you are the sweetest person I know; I'd kill to make you feel like that again," William reassures, placing a kiss to the side of your ear. William's comfort was able to get you to relax and not stress about your situation, happy that he wasn't mad at you.

"You feel better now?" William asked, leaving you with a soft nod, "Is there anything I can do for you?"

You shook your head, chewing on the bottom of your lip. You wished you could show him your appreciation, but you didn't want to give him reasons to think you were a whore.

William must have picked this up because you heard a soft chuckle in your ear, as well as his hands gliding up and down your sides. "Are you positive? You don't need any reassurance?"

You looked over your shoulder, making eye contact with the tall man, "mm, maybe, a little"

"That doesn't seem like an issue to me" He smiled.

William grabbed your hips and pulled you back into him, then bent you over the bathroom counter. You whimpered as his hand brushed up and down your spine, slowly making its way to your waistband.

As his fingers gripped onto the waistband of your shorts and panties, you pressed your ass into William's crotch, wiggling your butt to get him hard. You giggled at his little laugh, finding it cute how much he liked your ass.

Once he tugged off your shorts and panties, he was quick to massage your ass, squeezing the firmness of it. While he continued to play with your ass, he let one of his hands undo his belt and get his pants and underwear off himself.

He stroked his cock a few times while he glided a finger up and down your folds, slowly sliding one into your cunt.

"Shit" You whispered, biting your lip at the feeling of being filled by something. William chuckled at your reaction, fond of how responsive you're being.

Once he pulled his finger out, he slipped it into his mouth, tasting the wetness of your pussy on his finger. "Sweet girl" he smiled.

You jolted a little to the feeling of William tapping his cock on your cunt, sliding his tip on the slick that your pussy made. "Please" You whimpered, pressing your ass back into William's dick, wanting it inside of you.

"Eager huh?" He teased

You nodded quickly as you wiggled your butt. William placed a hand on it to stop you, letting him finally move into you. He pushed a little past his tip-in, leaving you groaning at the squeeze.

"Still so tight even though I just fucked you last night," William teased, "Did I not fuck you good enough?"

"William please, I need it!" You whined, desperate for more.

"What's the matter baby, you want more of it in you?" He grinned. You nodded in response, muttering a few begs between you nods.

"Are you sure you can take all of that?" William hummed, "You don't think that's gonna be too much for you to handle?"

"I can do it, please William" You continued to bed.

William finally stopped his teasing and slowly slid more of himself into you, releasing a long breathy moan from your mouth.

He slid back out right before sliding back in, staying consistent with these repetitive movements.

Your eyes seemed to roll to the back of your head every time he hit your g-spot. "Look at you baby, I guess you really could take it, huh?"

"Fuck, yes William! I can take everything you can give me; I love it so much!" You whined, tears starting to fill your eyes with lust.

"Nuh-uh princess, none of that crying, you gotta be a big girl and show me how you can take it"

You swallowed hard and nodded, doing your best to hold in the lust that you wanted to let out. The soft sound of your skin slapping caused you to feel even more blissful, satisfied with the outcome of your pleading cries of regret.

"Such a good girl for me, always so willing and precious for me, aren't you?"

"Yes! Shit" You moaned, a whine getting caught in your throat.

"Yeah I thought so, you're nothing but a good girl, and here you were calling yourself a whore"

"Fuck, I'm sorry, I won't say it again!"

"That's right baby, tell me how much of a good girl you are, go ahead" William teased, pulling your hair back so you were standing and looking at yourself in the mirror.

"Aha, shit, I'm a good girl! I'm a good girl for you!" You whined

"That's right, my good fucking girl" William grinned, "How about my good girl cums hm? you think you can do that for me?"

You desperately tried to nod against William's grip on your hair, happy with getting permission to cum. You let the knot that was forming in your tummy relax, letting it untwist into a leg-shaking orgasm.

"There we go, just like that princess," William praised, "What about me baby? Where do you want me to cum angel? You think daddy could cum inside you?"

"Mhm! Please cum inside me" You whimpered.

"Okay, princess, whatever you ask for" After a few more hard thrusts, William's orgasm shot through him, ropes of cum releasing into your pussy.

The two of you took a few moments to catch your breath, taking in the moment. William slowly slid his cock out of your, a few drops of his cum dripping onto the floor below.

He grabbed your waist and turned you around, embracing you into his arms. "Was that enough reassurance?"

FELIZ DIA DOS PAISGALERA BRASILEIRA SEM PAI🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳 HOJE É SO BEBEDEIRA CHORO E TRISTEZA

Master list:

This is my master list of fanfics that I enjoy reading! I will continue to add to it as I read more or maybe write my own! Most of these fanfictions are of ao3 or tumblr

Rick Sanchez x Reader:

Ricky Doll by rickssugarplum: You’ve missed Rick for so long and you have a Rick Plushie to fill the void. Rick finds out.

Rest Easy by sammys_lover: You’re frightened by a storm that’s way too huge for your liking. 

Innuendos by Hoodoo:  You just needed to get some grocery shopping done. Rick turned it into a thing.

Long:

F*CKING YOUNG / PERFECT by baconprincess:  The Smith-Sanchez family meets the new neighbors. (11 Chapters, but unfinished)

Curiosity by PsychoLolita: You get swept into Rick and Morty’s lives thanks to a favor from Beth. It isn’t until you see Rick using his trusty portal gun that you decide to find out for yourself just what kind of scientist Rick Sanchez is. Along the way, you find yourself falling for Rick’s unorthodox ways and personality. Even though he seems disinterested in you, it all feels like a strange deja vu. On the other hand, Rick knows something that you don’t, and wants to keep it from you (and Morty) at all costs. Will things go completely awry, or will you settle with what the future holds? (15 Chapters, but unfinished)

Rick Sanchez x Reader (Smut):

…the line broke, the monkey got choked… by Hoodoo: You catch sight of an old guy with a Mohawk. He catches sight of you too, and makes a daring suggestion.

Heat Wave by Hoodoo: It’s too damn hot. You decide to surprise Rick in his garage with some sexy times. Maybe that’ll cool things off?

Honey, I’m Home by daddyzanchez: You knew the sound of a portal opening in your sleep, could recognise it in a crowd and it made you giddy. Rick being home after a long adventure with Morty meant that he was short on a dose of you, making him a little rougher than usual, and you loved it.

Interrupted Plans by daddyzanchez: Rick portals home briefly (despite having plans) to take care of you. 

Slow Sex or Mushy Pancakes by daddyzanchez: Rick gets pissy about having to choose between sex or mushy pancakes, so he chooses the next best: A quickie and non-mushy pancakes. 

Did You Read It In Cosmopolitan? by daddyzanchez:  Rick is away on adventures a lot, making your sex-life consist of a little too many quickies. You want slow for once - you’ll never believe what happens next!

More Than Just A Dance by daddyzanchez: Your apartment is in for a Spring cleaning, so when you are mopping the floor whilst shaking your ass to a groovy beat, Rick sees you and orders a dance for himself. 

Steampunked by Hoodoo: Rick and reader get dolled up, but sneak away from festivities for some naughty fun. 

Good Vibes by rick-frickers: Written from a request: Can you do a Rick/Reader fic incorporating a vibrator?

There’s a first time for everything by ricks-frickers: Written from a request: Please write one of your sexyass female self-inserts of Rick taking a young woman’s virginity

Provocateur by PsychoLolita:  Rick wants to spoil you on an expensive lingerie shopping trip when decides he can’t take the heat anymore, and pulls you into a dressing room stall for a little fun.

Hard Candy by PsychoLolita: You and Rick Sanchez have been flirting for months. When you pay him a visit this time, he’s working on a “special candy for Summer” that he insists you don’t touch. But how can you resist trying one when he isn’t looking? You can’t- and he’s the only one who can quench your thirst after you realize the candy was actually an aphrodisiac.

Tequila Sunrise by PsychoLolita: You’re secretly into some kinky stuff, but you’re too shy about it to bring it out on your own. Rick C137 knows exactly what to do. 

A Woman’s Place by rehpicllib: Rick’s kind of sexist. But still manages to fuck you up.

You Asked For It by Hoodoo: You make a request of Rick: can you have a night of hardcore fluffy sex? Can he do that? And then contrariwise, what about the opposite of hardcore fluff sex? Chapter 2. Requests from an ask, first chapter fluffy sex, second chapter hardcore sex (with detoxified Rick and Toxic Rick) (2 Chapters)

Up In The Air daddyzanchez: Your job as a flight attendant suddenly gets a little more exciting (and shameful) as a tall, strange man with spiky blue hair gets onboard… (4 Chapters, but unfinished) 

Extra Credit by GoldenSnowflake: As the clanking of plates and silverware gathering food filled the air, a tall, slim figure swept into the room and took the chair opposite of mine. He stared and I blinked at him, my fork in my mouth. “Who’s this?”“We’re partners for a project,” Summer muttered as if he should’ve known better, despite the fact it didn’t seem like she warned anybody that I was coming over at all.

Sext by Hoodoo: Rick got a piercing. It’s wrecked a month’s worth of havoc on his sex life, until tonight.

Hair-pulling+ by Hoodoo: A short, filthy fic about being fucked from behind by Rick, with him holding onto my ponytail. Just some nice hair pulling and dirty talk.

Mint Chocolate Chip by Hoodoo:  It’s summer and it’s too hot. Ice cream should make it better.

Erotic Advent by Hoodoo:  24 days of new sex toys for Rick/reader!

Zero G by Hoodoo: You always wanted to have sex in anti-gravity. Rick makes that happen.

Focused on masterbaiting:

Tracker by NikkiDoodle:  Rick catches you during your alone time. But how does he know what you’re up to? 

Desperate But So Far Away by daddyzanchez: Rick is not able to be reached right now which is a bummer. You have had your hand in your pants for an hour or more but your orgasm was just not happening. 

Better Than Fantasy by NamelyCranberries: Rick catches you masturbating. Lend a Hand by deliciousdeaddove:  You walk in on something interesting… 

House sitter by deliciousdeaddove:  You’re watching the Smith’s house while they’re out of town. Your mind drifts to one of the usual occupants and you become carried away. Then you’re caught. 

Caught Rick-Handed by CrazyRaynebow:  Rick walks in on Reader masturbating and well… what else is there to say?

Focused on eating out:

Originality - A New Year’s Eve Story by daddyzanchez:  How does one enter the new year with Rick Sanchez? A Slip Of The Tongue by daddyzanchez: It took a moment before you realised what you had just said but when you did, your heart dropped and it felt like a train was hitting you at maximum speed. Distractions by rick-frickers: Written from a request: reader/Rick with reader as Morty’s tutor or something and the tutor and Rick have been flirting (which Morty notices) and Rick goes under the table and goes down on tutor and she’s gotta play it cool so Morty doesn’t notice and Rick’s really into it but also wants the girl to make a lot of noise so she’ll feel embarrassed. And later the reader gets her revenge and does the same to Rick when he’s in the garage or something! 

Period:

Monthly by NikkiDoodle: You’re on your period and hate it. But that didn’t stop Rick. (3 Chapters)

Bloodhound by Jinkies_Lydia:  This story is about period sex. If that is not your thing turn around now. Takes place after season 2 episode 7, “Big Trouble in Little Sanchez”. The Reader comes onto Rick at her bloodiest time of the month after a wild ride previously with Rick after killing his other clone bodies, drenched in his own blood. 

Monthly by GoldenSnowflake: “She’ll be watching the house while we’re gone,” Beth explained pleasantly.Long limbs draped across the back of the sofa and the coffee table, Rick looked at me with the barest hint of interest. “She’s cute,” he assessed, turning back to the television. “Just make sure she stays the hell away from the garage.” A little odd or not, the Smiths paying to housesit while they’re gone is nothing less than perfect timing. Except for the fact that Mother Nature doesn’t care whose life she’s ruining. Oh, and neither does Rick.

you punch nazis!

(requested by anonymous)

I need help to find a fic, reader is afab and is getting chased by the slashers and they flash the slashers(show tem tits to the slashers) if any of you guys know please tell me the name