And They Say White People Can’t Cook

Part 48 of my bakery “enemies” au!

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oh my god two words in that just UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE

current fan creation landscape is kinda like if you went to a party with a homemade cake and everyone takes a slice and silently thumbs up at you with no attempt to start a conversation except for occasionally some guy sits in the corner with a tape recorder critiquing the cake as though he was a restaurant critic and another guy is handing the cake to an uber driver like "yeah i need you to find a restaurant that makes cake like this so i can have more of it" and the only person that's talked to you in 30 minutes is a very sweet little guy who was like "hey i liked your cake" and then ran away apologizing for bothering you the moment you said thank you.

it was not on wheat...

Everyone was shocked when the rapture actually happened. Those of us who weren’t taken had symbols seared onto our foreheads. It took months for scientists to decode it. Finally it was decoded and it read: "DO NO HARVEST, NOT FIT FOR CONSUMPTION."

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the greatest tragedy in all of shakespeare is that beatrice didn't get to eat claudio's heart in the market place

Keep up the great work, lads

Part 92 of my bakery “enemies” au!

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