Oh No We Need Our Baby

Lin: Do either of you have any idea what you are doing?

Kel: Do you have any idea what you’re doing?

Conor: No, why? Does it look like I do?

Some people joke about depression and being suicidal like it's funny. But it's not. It's like you'll never be good enough. Like no one loves no matter how hard you try. Like you are a total failure. It gets worse when you are just numb. No emotions, no happiness, no sadness, no anger, nothing. Just empty. Like there's nothing inside your body, like you are just a shell. And you want to die but you are too scared to try because you are afraid that you'll survive and you'll have to face the world with that. As someone who had gone through this, as a suicide survivor (though only a few friends knows), it fucking hurts when people joke about it like it's nothing. It's not. It's bloody not.

TSC FANDOM ARE YALL ALIVE

+ "if Pekka Rollins kills us all I'm going to get Wylan's ghost to teach my ghost how to play the flute just so I can annoy your ghost" "I'll hire Mattias's ghost to kick your ghost's ass" "my ghost won't associate with your ghost"

underrated Iconic™ six of crows/crooked kingdom moments

inej simultaneously choking tante heleen and stealing her priceless diamonds like a bamf

kaz’s ‘embarrassed teenage boy’ act in front of smeets (i was laughign so hard)

“pay someone to pay someone to pay someone to burn your kruge”

that time kaz and wylan chemically burned a hole in the ceiling and dropped into the middle of van eck’s dinner party

matthias grumbling “i. should. let. you. die.” while trying to restart kaz’s heart; nina giving kaz mouth-to-mouth resuscitation 

kaz staying conscious even though a prison guard shoved his bare fingers in his mouth (!!!)

Wyvil

inej breaking van eck’s nose SHE DID THAT

JESPER’S SHOT @ KUWEI!! MY HEART WAS IN MY THROAT WHY DOES NO ONE TALK ABOUT THIS 

kaz complaining nonstop bc alys van eck Wont ShuT UP

nina f-bombing @ matthias

child kaz f-bombing @ the man who wont let him see mr. hertzoon

“you’re too broke to buy waffles” 

llewelyn

KAZ’S IDIOTIC SMILE WHEN HE SEES INEJ JESPER AND WYLAN THUNDERING FROM THE ICE COURT IN A TANK DRAGGING THE ‘STRYMAKT FJERDAN’ BANNER HONESTLY DOES IT GET ANY BETTER

nina’s pregnant woman charade 

“i will turn your teeth inside out” “that’s physically impossible”

WYLAN’S DRUNK FJERDAN NATIONAL ANTHEM

wylan “im not a thief” van eck: offended @ “you think like a lockpick”; one (1) book later wylan has a scheming face and a “very passable imitation of kaz’s glare”

“if you ever cared about me at all, don’t follow.” Kaz Why Are You Like This Kaz

damage

BOTH

does Ty wearing the heron necklace in Julian's mural mean he wears it everyday, so Julian just had to paint it or does it imply that Jules ships Kitty

It’s the middle of the night. Chiron should probably get some sleep. Looking out of his window he sees two boys, they’re stargazing. Achilles! He thinks. Patroclus!

It’s only then that he realises that Patroclus’ skin is way too white and as glorious as Achilles was, he definitely didn’t light up like a glow stick in the night. It’s not them. It’s just Nico and Will.

It’s been over 2000 years, they’re dead, Chiron, they’re dead.

Inside every broken teenager, there's an innocent child who witnessed the terrors of the world too early.

five hargreeves + PTSD symptoms

UMBRELLA ACADEMY HAS THE BEST SOUNDTRACK I'VE HEARD ON TV AND YOU CAN'T CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE