Colin (babygirl) Robinson

just watched a 3 hour video essay on kaylor lore i am never getting over them

imagine explaining this to a normal person

from twitter via @/lavenderfishboy

I almost forgot that the one who turned Lazlo was Nadja. Lazlo couldn't imagine giving that away to anyone else but his wife and that's why he's so cut up when he first hears the news about Guillermo.

And Nadja. She knows what it's like to turn someone you want to spend the rest of eternity with, so she knows exactly what has been taken away from Nandor.

The guy burned down her village but she hurt so bad for him, that she called Nandor 'legendary' in her dressing down of Guillermo

just this. in my head.

went to the maritime museum and vibrated because my wives were all there

“It’s literally impossible to be a woman.

You are so beautiful, and so smart, and it kills me that you don't think you're good enough. Like, we have to always be extraordinary, but somehow, we're always doing it wrong?

You have to be thin, but not too thin, and you can never say you wanna be thin. You have to say you wanna be healthy, but also, you have to BE THIN.

You have to have money, but you can't ask for money because that's crass.

You have to be a boss, but you can't be mean.

You have to lead, but you can't squash other people's ideas.

You're supposed to love being a mother, but don't talk about your kids all the damn time.

You have to be a career woman, but also, always be looking out for other people.

You have to answer for men's bad behavior, which is INSANE, but if you point that out, you're accused of complaining!

You're supposed to stay pretty for men, but not so pretty that you tempt them too much or that you threaten other women because you're supposed to be a part of the sisterhood, but ALWAYS STAND OUT and ALWAYS BE GRATEFUL. But never forget that the system is rigged, so find a way to acknowledge that but ALSO, always be grateful!

You have to never get old. Never be rude. Never show off. Never be selfish. Never fall down. Never fail. Never show fear. Never get OUT OF LINE. It's too hard! It's too contradictory, and nobody gives you a medal or says 'thank you!' And it turns out, in fact, that not only are you doing everything wrong, but also, everything is your fault.

I'm just so tired of watching myself, and every single other woman tie herself into knots, so that people will like us.

And if all of that, is also true for a doll just representing a woman, then I don't even know." -Gloria the barbie movie

this is it. this is exactly it oh my god.

What the HELL is happening to the Swiftie community??? People stalking Taylor at her friend’s wedding and then Ashley walking around Disney with security pretending to be Taylor!??? What is wrong with you people!!!???

I am embarrassed. I’m taking a break. This is a cult. This is fucking creepy. And y’all think Gaylors are invasive for listening to her lyrics and queer flagging. We would never act like this.

is jennifer lawrence aware of this????

guys I am very deeply in love rn

this season cannot be real life!!!!

Btw really truly cannot get over Nadja driving home the virginity metaphor by shouting at Guillermo about how he could just "give it away" to someone like Derek when Nandor is right there. Like I don't have anything intelligent to say about it but I AM very insane