Happy Anniversary, You Absolutely Idiotic Fucks!

Okay hear me out

I’ve been working in this for a few days now and I want someone’s opinion

A Higurashi-Hetalia au fanfic where Canada snaps cuz of how his family (and essentially everyone else) gives him shit and he pulls a Shion and goes on a bloodbath.

I just wanna ask a question

Who is Beef Wellington?

Holy shit this the most beautiful thing I’ve seen FINALLY SOMEONE WHO GETS IT

and let me get your head on the conjugal bed, i say, i say, i say…

Fantasizing about him… 🤤

I HAV DECIDID 2 PUTT MAH SUPPERT BHIND STRANJE EONS EN DA DASHCON BALPET FITE, DA MUPET JOKR ES A PRP AND HATS DA GOFFIKS BUT STRENGE IS GOFFUK ENDD HAS SUPRTED MAH WERK! I PUT MEH WHOLE GOFFEK POWR WIT U STRANG U BETR NOT LUSE LIK A POZEUR, AVNGE US GOFFIKS!1!1!!1!!!1!!!!!!!!

ANYHOO ME AND DRAKO AND WELLOW (LUV U GERL FANGZ 4 BEING GOFFIK) AND BLODY MARY WELL BE WACHING AS A GOFFIK DUBLE D8!!!!!1!!1!!! ELL B WARING MEH MCR CORSET WIT A BLUD RED MINI DRESS AND HOT TOPEK BONDEGE PENTS END EM DOIN MEH MAK UP LIK DA MUZIC VIDO 4 HELLNA

GUD LUK STANGE!!!!1!1!!1!!1!

What if there was a genre of film that was like porn but instead of sex scenes it’s just wholesome and filled with scenes of cuddling?

"How about you totally go fuck yourself with your foot, I'm sure it would fit all the way up that giant fucking asshole of yours!"

taking this out of the reblogs of my last post @deez-no-relation because I think it's important and its own thought.

There isn't any place similar to Tumblr on the internet. Here and now is the last shreds of an internet that was, an internet that could exist without monetization. An internet that lasted through so many ~pivots to video~, an internet that is text and gif and photo first. An internet that is driven by serendipity and the impetus of the user to do the searching, the digging, the work that is just handed to you by algorithms on other sites for the purpose of better advertising to you.

The best part about Tumblr is the reason why it can't monetize and I have been hitting up against this wall for literal years. There's magic here because it's one of the places that hasn't been overrun by ads. Every social site's business model relies on those midrolls, prerolls, in between story slides, because the money is what keeps them running.

Someone joked about making Tumblr a UNESCO World Heritage site and honestly? That's where my brain goes, too. Tumblr is a library. Tumblr is a museum. Tumblr is a third place. Tumblr is where people can go to be inspired and go feral over shit they love and indulge in passion and process their shit. How do you monetize that safely?

@taylorswift honestly this is your moment to bankroll Tumblr and save the internet (just kidding....) (unless.....)

The ironic thing about cursive to me is that formed it naturally as a way for people to be able to write things quicker by not having to lift up their pen, but I feel like when I was growing up, cursive was treated as this big fancy thing that only the adults and rich people know and you can only have have extremely good penmanship in order to have proper cursive. That’s why it was super hard for us to learn it and we all wrote extremely slow and meticulously so that our teacher would give us our stamp in our textbook so we could go play uno with our friends and be other with it for the rest of class.

There's a reason why 90% of the people I know chose to stick to print script.