WAIT!

After reading the iliad and odyssey these are so much funnier remembering the context

Drawing r2d2 with shoes is probably one of my favourite things ever

Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

important confession

i lied about my HIV status and all aspects of my identity (marital status, trafficking past, family, etc.) on this blog and i truly apologize.

why am i on birthblr

Not now kitten daddy's googling his symptoms

An early Halloween cartoon for Guardian Books

i love that new event with boothill

you: suck my dick me, an intellectual: inhale my richard