We Know Plankton And Krabs Have Been Playing Poker Together For 15 Years

we know plankton and krabs have been playing poker together for 15 years

we also know this episode aired before the episode where pearl turned 16

while the non-continuity & non-chronological order of the series means that assuming that pearl was 15 in welcome to the chum bucket is a fool’s gamble - it’s reasonable enough that if there is an episode about her turning 16, her character was likely conceptualized as being 15 years old prior to that point. but either she was 15 or she was 16 in welcome to the chum bucket … and either way, that’s about as long as pearl’s been alive.

we also know that pearl is krabs’ biological daughter … through a combination of facts … and were given reason to believe that something happened to the mother of his child shortly after pearl’s birth that made him depressed. she’s not around anymore and no longer apart of their lives in any way shape or form.

we also know plankton and krabs were childhood best friends, going on to have an on-again-off-again friendship for years prior to spongebob getting a job at the krusty krab … and the two are shown to occasionally have moments where they truly, genuinely care about each other deep down, despite the rivalry …

conclusion: plankton might have started playing poker with krabs to cheer him up after the death of his wife

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1 year ago

>be me

>watch father get murdered right before my eyes at age 9

>become a respected public prosecutor

>15 years later (just before the statute of limitations runs out), father's killer's defense attorney asks to meet at the lake around midnight

>meet him

>row out to the middle of the lake together

>hear him say some cryptic shit

>watch him pull a gun and

>BANG

>and he's gone

>what the fuck did he just shoot himself??

>pick up the gun in shock

>put the gun down

>stand there in the middle of the cold foggy lake

>row back to shore alone

>leave the gun there in the boat

>wander the shore in the cold, muttering to myself about what I just saw

>get questioned by police

>tell them nothing

>go home

>don't sleep (nightmares)

>get arrested the next morning

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1 year ago

The only tiktok trend that matters is people filming those easter chickens and then going “who did ____ without permission?” and one of the chickens is so fucked up and its obvious who the answer is and the intro to You Gotta Move by Mississippi Fred McDowell is blasting

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Not gonna lie its almost a relief knowing that Spam is doomed regardless, with how doomed he is to be determined :'3

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