ATTENTION PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How to Self Rescue in the Event you Fall Through Frozen Ice

ATTENTION TUMBLR!!

So me and my parents just made a bet that, if this post gets 750,000 notes, I can have a pet bird!

We’ll pay for all the expenses!

All I need is for this particular post to get 750,000 notes, and a bird will be all mine!

My local petstore sells these GORGEOUS blue budgies, and I’m dying to have one

When I say ‘blue budgie’, I mean one like this:

(I got this image off of google, but it is extremely similar to the bird I want!)

Please, please, PLEASE let me have him!!

Like and RB anywhere you can!

Please help me with this!!

- Riley

I got "Nerdy??? Top???"

i made a generator for yall to see what ur genders are

the way crowley calls aziraphale “angel”. reblog if you agree

All District was kinda fun today, surprisingly. I didn't make it, but a friend of mine did, and I'm super happy for him.

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

the weasley twins

reblog if you agree

Lol

Let’s make

This

Be the most reblogged post on tumblr

Reblog this if you, too, unironically like Mr. Mime.

This is amazing.

Are you telling me that the Teletubbies have, canonically, fucked? Because I am very uncomfortable with that information.