Yellowlow - Life Sucks Laugh About It

Mechanical snencils

flashback to the time when me and my father were watching x men 97 for the first time and we’re not even a minute in when he looks at Logan and morph then turns to me and says “is it just me or is there some homoerotic tension between those two”

Are you. fucking serious

im gonna cry

my mom just had a 7cm brain tumor removed and since she's woken up she's been talking nonstop about this dream she had about going to an art gallery full of colourful paintings by a 'homosexual artist' named klimsdorf who was ethereal and wise, both young and old... at first she was convinced he was a real person but after failing to find him online she's accepted he was a figment of her subconscious mind and is now determined to bring him to life via painting his portrait herself. she's 67 and has never drawn in her life. and now this. blorbo from her tumor

identifying as both a man and a woman has given me way too much power because now in an argument I can say "as both a lesbian and a straight man I think" and make people's brain explode

I’ve just had pineapple on pizza and I really had to ponder the meaning of life for a sec