I Love These Two With My Heart And Soul!!

oh god I missed national spaghetti day im ruined

still believe that one of the greatest bits of all time was on January 6th, 2021 when. well. you know. and twitter was understandably an echo chamber of panic and fear and Justin McElroy just tweeted a selfie with a filter that was like “have a delicious national spaghetti day” followed by 3 tweets that were like “fuck. i’m sorry. i don’t know how to delete scheduled posts” and as i type this two years later i’m laughing

I'm chewing!!!!!!! consuming this!!!!!

The horror event that shocked the nation..!

Just had to wip a little somethin up for The Walten Files 4!! Hope y’all like it

Gofundme update: bills are past due, and the heat’s almost shut off.

I desperately need more donations and reblogs to reach more people. I owe the heating company $170, the energy company $254, and I have a pile of other unpaid bills. Rent is also due, and though I haven’t been paid yet, I’m not expecting to get enough to pay it alone, much less all the rest.

I’m walking 45 minutes each way in the snow now, since I’m at the end of the bus route, and I still need to find the money to feed myself and my cats along with buying our necessities for the month. Every cent I get will be helpful, and every reblog helps me reach more people. Please help me survive. https://gofund.me/08aff3c5

shoutout to anthropomorphic snakes in animated movies doing poses that would normally require arms by creatively using their coils as arms instead. gotta be one of my favorite genders

Uh oh!! I got into tf2 and now we all have to pay the price!!

Keep your messaging simple:

“Trump fired everyone in charge of airplane safety, and a week later planes started crashing into each other.”

That’s it. That’s the messaging. Don’t get bogged down disputing Trump’s false claims. Just blame him, in short and repeatable sentences.

May have misheard a gag reel