Cry Me A Fucking River

I’m still reeling over the fact when I went with my friend to a renaissance fair, there was a lady who was handing out samples. My friend took a bite of it and all I heard was

“My lord that’s soap”

Obsessed with Abaddon working for 10,000 years to bring about the Cicatrix Maledictum only for the warp storms to get stopped dead by an alien artifact that’s been doing nothing for the past 6 million. Laughing my ass off at some little Canoptek scarab placidly watching the tidal wave of daemons surging towards the Monolith and then calmly pushing a button labeled “None of that” as the forces of Khorne splat against an invisible windshield before getting dimensionally redacted by Necron warships.

hold him . Like rice ball 🫴

I have a new mutual, yippee!

mutuals. do any of you have the really long photo of qui gon jinn that says "is this guy bothering you queen" i need it

Me: "Hey yeah, so I invited another high school friend over because they wanted to sell me on another pyramid scheme, so I spiked their coffee with like 40 tabs of acid and chased them around the house while singing that I was the devil and that the nightmare would never end."

Priest giving confessional: "Okay we don't normally tell people this, but that's actually a secret way to get into heaven."

something saved from the DRG side of Reddit

Artist - 偉大的掃把