Yeetobirdo - Yeeto

I like to treat myself with my art sometimes.

I wasn’t crazy about this piece so I wasn’t intending on publicly posting it again, but it keeps getting stolen every five minutes so I figured I’d put it here so people at least know who to attribute the original thing to lmao

[Digital illustration, Procreate App, 2020]

Again, something I made

insane doodles, brainrot & crack-settings My artblock be wildin'.

One of the things that makes The Chocolate Guy so enduring in his appeal is that he doesn't cheat. The truth is when you see those strange-items-as-cake videos, 98% of the time it's fondant piled on top of some barely sculpted sponge. But chocolate guy -- sure he uses food coloring here and there, but he'll use all sorts of fruits, candy mixtures, and of course the most *delicately* sculpted chocolate to create his insane contraptions. He's taken chocolate to a lathe before. And that's infinitely more fascinating than yet another instance of edible play-doh being used to make a shoe, or whatever.

Ah yes, Chaos Cheesecake.

I want one of those scenes in a dude bro film where “tomboy” chick has to wear a dress to go undercover or whatever, but instead of the guys drooling as she walks down the stairs, they’re like “k. U need to stop. Go put the cargo pants back on. You look super uncomfortable and awkward in that. Brutus, you go be the fake prostitute.”

i put a geode in the cat's food bowl so she would stop licking it to tell me she's hungry and she's pissed