He’s So Me Core

mornings

john lennon x reader

(era: teddy boy? or any era you would like.)

warnings: NO MATURE CONTENT, fluff, pet names?

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john cursed silently as he accidentally put his hand onto the hot pan to feel if it was warm enough to start the eggs. it was. he was too focused on the burning sensation that he didn’t acknowledge you, his lovely girlfriend of 2 years, padding down the stairs, until you wrapped your arms around his torso.

“hey, baby.” you sleepily mumbled into his shoulder blades, he was still wearing his pyjamas. john was a morning person, very cautious to get to bed ON TIME and out of bed exactly at 7:30am on weekends (6:30am on weekdays.).

“the bloody pan was two hot!” he cried out, turning around and shoving his hand into your face, which you sleepily looked over.

“stop yer wining and stop vigorously moving yer hand so i can actually look at it!” you exclaimed, gently taking hold of his wrist to inspect. you lead him over to the sink and ran cold water over the now red and irritated skin.

“you should know how to treat burns.” you smiled slightly at his piercing glare at the pan on the stove. you kissed his hand after a few minutes of running it under water, and brought out some gauze and carefully wrapped the skin.

“thanks, love.” he muttered, his nasally scouse accent is one of the things that made you fall head over heels for him, not that he was popular, or any such things like that. you ruffled his messy chocolate brown hair.

you took over the cooking for now, as he watched the telly in the living room.

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(p.s, i had to re post this bc it was tagged as mature 😭😭)

I read your rules on requests and I was wondering if you just meant dating between adults and children or if you meant absolutely nothing with that category like father and kid bond.

hey!

i meant anything sexually intimate with adults and children, but a father-kid bond (or mother) is perfectly fine.

hope this helped!

yeay

me and him if he didn’t have a gf fr

therapy: expensive

lennon and mccartney smiling at each other: free

Can i rq a ringo x reader were the reader is an assistant for The beatles and is really burnt out and tired and ringo tried to care for them?<3

What’s up buddy 😝😝

Hello! First req ahh n this is so cute !!!

If I fell in love with you

Warnings: FLUFF. (And John being annoying.) (and bad writing.)

You happened to be an assistant to one of the biggest bands at the time, and it was absolutely lovely. Just kidding!! The Beatles made it a bit more difficult to work, John who would take his sarcastic and idiotic comments and remarks to a whole new level, eventually annoying the living crap out of you. George was okay, but he honestly talked your EAR of when he had the chance, how could anyone CONSIDER him the ‘quiet Beatle’? Paul was… okay, he had very pretty eyes, though. And then there was little old Ringo. He wasn’t as annoying. He had a pretty voice.

Brian had assigned you to keep an eye on the boys in a hotel in America, as it was their first time, and they strictly needed to stay in the hotel at all times for the show the following day.

“Would’ya pass me the water, Macca?” John asked innocently, his nasally British accent rang out. Paul passed over the salt as he had a burger half in his mouth. John grinned. ‘Oops.’ He muttered, still smiling as he poured the whole jug on Paul’s head. Macca’s eyes widened as the water trickled down his face and clothes, and he slowly turned to John. “It’s on, Lenny.” Paul picked a handful of whatever the heck was on the table, and hurled it towards John.

“Boys, please-“ you tried to interrupt, knowing their suits were freshly washed, dried, and ironed by indeed, you. You sighed deeply and wiped a hand down your face. You shouldn’t have signed up for this position. It was silly.

“John, food down!” Your voice raised slightly, a thing you never did, catching the attention of John, who put down the food and shrugged, still giggling at Paul, and Paul was doing the same. You could never control these boys, and it was like a war zone job if you did say so yourself.

After the food fight, no, literal war, you went back to your room and curled up on the bed, staring at the ceiling, praying to God that tomorrow wouldn’t be as bad.

A soft knock was heard on the thick wood of the door.

“Come in!” You hollered, (your nationality) accent wavered a tad.

The door creaked open. Maybe it was a serial killer? Just kidding.

Ringo stood in the doorway, plate in hand.

“hi.” You said, rushing to sit up and fix your skirt and hair, nodding in the process.

“Hello, love.” Ringo nodded, stepping farther into the threshold of your room. “Brought ‘ye supper.” He said softly, approaching your bed. You studied his face, his nose, and how his eyes were a perfect china shade of blue. You noticed how his hair falls on his forehead, and how the brown colour accentuated his rosy red cheeks.

“Why are you doing this for me?” You ask quietly, taking the plate, fingers heating up from the bottom of the plate.

“‘Cuz yer workin’ hard, and John n Paul n Goergie ain’t makin’ it easy for ye.” He shrugged and sat beside you, smiling a bit.

Gosh, his smile.

“Aww, Ringo.” You blush, smiling slightly. He smiled back and put his hand on your shoulder, squeezing it slightly and getting up. “I’m gonna run you a bath.” He grinned playfully, running off into the bathroom.

How sweet. Maybe being The Beatles assistant isn’t that bad. <3

(Ik this isn’t really the req im sorry i had trouble thinking of stuff : , ( )

That makes two of us (riding nowhere)

Yeah. (Yeah yeah)

i’m bertuzzi btw

BIRTHDAY KISS I GUESS

⭐️ - a bit of an introduction…

so, we meet again, and here is my introduction! i’m yappyyappyyapp, literally just call me yap for short idrc, im (big number) years old and i love the colour pink.

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things i love; the beatles (john is my fav)

hockey (toronto is my favourite)

flags (i can name all 195)

the outsiders (matt dillon has my heart)

taylor swift : )

writing !

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things i hate:

neon orange

creamed soups

when the leafs lose (diehard leafs fan here)

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one fun fact:

i cannot skate for the life of me 😞

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fav hockey player:

mitch marner, papi matthews, bertuzzi, nylander, literally all leafs. (+plus hughes brothers 🤫)

do what you will with this info, and i try to post AT LEAST 1 time a week (will post more during the march break, school is hectic).

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IN CASE YOU MISSED IT; REQUESTS ARE

OPEN/CLOSED

request what you will, but let’s make it clear, not all of us are comfortable writing certain things, so here are a few things!

what i do write!

-fluff

-angst

-any req of a personality !

-character (or person) x reader

-imagines

-preferences

-songfics

what i WILL NOT write

-SMUT

-incest

-gross topics such as abuse happening in the storyline

-self harm, or anything under that umbrella. (i have not experienced it, and i am not comfortable speaking on something that i have never experienced.)

ANYTHING INAPPROPRIATE, DISGUSTING OR WEIRD WILL BE TURNED DOWN.

fandoms written for; any hockey player, the beatles, the outsiders,

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place your requests, my request box will be open most the time! 🤍🤍

fastest leaf to 600 points 🥺💙🤍

these gifs oh me oh my

talk about swagger in the first gif