"she Left Me Mostly Positive Comment On My Youtube Comment Wall"

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Percy heard the Oracle say that he's going to be betrayed by a friend, and he goes "Fuck you, my best friend Grover would NEVER do that he's my OG."

the pain of hearing your father refer to another’s child as his first and favorite baby as the eldest matches no other

but sir that’s my emotional support mutual who’s way cooler than me that i can’t believe actually follows me 

I fucking hate elongated musk and his walter muppet looking ass

they should invent walking that doesn't make you feel like you're going to keel over and die

rhe amount of gender envy nico di angelo gives me is kind of atrocious and concerning

yeah no I’m okay. It’s just the fact that christians can get away with heinous crimes in the name of their religion while my friend got harassed for associating with me since I’m a jew by ethnicity.

pride month is about to start, so lemme say something real quickly: happy pride to all the queer Jews out there who might feel left out of their communities (this goes for the queer and the Jewish communities) and also that Hashem loves you as you are and you don’t need to ever hate yourself for being different or convince yourself that you need changing!! 🩷 (and for the queer Jews who don’t believe in g-d, I just hope you have a good month!!)