Today's Seal Is: Some Kind Of Wuppy

100th level spells

Abjuration: Protection from physics. You are no longer affected by gravity, inertia, temperature, etc.

Conjuration: Summon literally every demon (10ft radius)

Divination: Detect whether you are actually a fictional construct taking part in a semi-improvised game narrative or not.

Enchantment: Mind control people so effectively that they were already doing the thing you wanted them to do before you mind controlled them. Some might say this is just you taking credit for people doing things they were gonna do anyway, but what do martials know?

Evocation: BLOW UP THE FUCKING SUN.

Illusion: Send yourself into a fully realistic dream world so you never need to bother with existence again. Good luck with the lich army fuckers!

Necromancy: Animate dead but on all the world's fossil fuels.

Transmutation: Transform the entire multiverse into a no-magic high-tech humans-only world where the real world only exists as a reasonably popular tabletop RPG line.

Universal: Maximum counterspell. Cast on a wizard they forget everything after the day they started wizard school, cast on a cleric or warlock it kills their patron, cast on a druid it causes a global mass extinction and cast on a sorcerer to make all their blood fall out.

me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???

my brain:

my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………

without question

"Suicidal Cosmic Temper Tantrum" God, I love that name so much.

Ya Ever See That Trope Where:

The big bad guy's plan to destroy the world turns out to be unfeasible but he's still gonna, like, blow up a city? Like his plan was to blow up a city and that would somehow blow up the world but that's somewhat not gonna happen. Now the protags still have to rush to save the city because the bbg is still gonna through with it. Possibly with a withdrawal of resources now that the world isn't at risk.

Been thinking of this ever since your "Save The World" Tropetalk. Especially how the audience will often go "Well, there is no way they'll go through with it" when the world is at stake.

It's a common final stage of bossfights! Our heroes enact a complex multistage collaborative plan to foil the villains' overarching scheme, but after that succeeds they still need to escape the exploding base or have one final fight on a crumbling catwalk or some similarly dramatic final encounter with their personal survival at stake. It can actually be narratively higher-stakes than the Saving The World part, because once our heroes have ensured the world is saved, the narrative doesn't need them to survive to the end, so it's technically possible for them to go out in a phyrric victory.

The crumbling of their machinations can lead to a Villainous Breakdown. When the villain's defeat leads to the base exploding as the final threat, that's a Load-Bearing Boss. When the villain actively chooses to initiate one last dangerous confrontation even though their overarching plans were foiled, that's Taking You With Me. A villain who wanted to rule the world but will now settle for destroying it might initiate a Suicidal Cosmic Temper Tantrum.

“You made it,Captain.”

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Ares: BEST CHRISTMAS EVER

this should not have gagged me as hard as it did

I must hand them over.

your ligaments

I feel I must preface my own feelings on iskal and his video

What the fuck does the witch hunts have to do with him sexting adults that work for him. Must elaborate he’s using an actual real life event about women who were killed in a number of ways for being alleged witches, they were burnt for being able to read or being good at anything other that cooking and birthing children, they were killed for being gay or not wanting to have children. What does any of this have to do with cancel culture. The answer it does not, he used it to sound smart and to garner sympathy or more people to support him but it does not make sense to use the witch hunts if he himself is not a witch or being hunted, if anything he should have used an analogy of being exiled for being a creepy guy going after other people in a modern setting, I in no way support iskal I just feel as if he could have used a better analogy that matched what had been happening considering he has already in a round about way admitted he had done what he’s being shunned for, by using the analogy of the witch hunts to appear innocent or invoke an idea that he’s innocent by using a pre modern event that happened in the real world that has nothing to do with him sexting employees.

And his dig at hermitcraft and the hermits felt off, cause you really can’t blame them for wanting to know what happened like how would you feel if someone you considered a friend had been discovered to be a bit weird by information that had been brought to you and when you ask that friend their side in a meeting with other people who also know what’s happening and also want the truth, just for said friend to turn around and say no and I quit. Feels a bit off, plus people who are stating that his friends left him have left out the detail where he left on his own accord, even tho it was stated that they would remove them. Likely both self protection and protecting their community, that is mostly children and young people.

Don’t send hate to either party this is just my view of it from an outside perspective, I do know I will likely get flack for pointing out how I view it but maybe it will help to shape the sort of people I’d rather have around me cause in truth his video in no way went against the allegations made against him (I am aware he likely could not speak on it tho he could have waited until the investigation was over like other content creators did) it felt like he wasn’t taking it very seriously especially with blowing up the diorite at the end. It felt a bit narcissistic as well following of the tweet that wels made, it makes sense having known actually narcissistic people in the past and how they treat these sorts of things.

Regardless if what he did was not illegal per say, it does not make it any less creepy (if he did it that is) take for example where I’m from in the uk it’s not illegal for an older man to film young girls, boys or anything in between, but this makes it no less creepy right. I believe as a community we should wait and see what else is said and done regarding this situation, I.e waiting for the investigation to conclude and for all information to come forward before making an informed decision on what has and hasn’t happened.

That’s all I have to say really, if I’ve missed anything let me know so I can fixed this post to include those details, and under absolutely no circumstances do we throw hate at any individual involved you can chose not to watch a persons content based on your own convictions and not be hateful.