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can someone give zofran the nobel prize or something

I had a dream that Trump remade the democratic party, except it was called Schmoerkl, and it was his version of how democrats should be.

ai does not belong in creative spaces. period.

kind of a sucker for those violent bully x bullyvic shipdynamics but it's like. Halfway through the bully realizes that A. This bullyvic has a lot bigger problems going on in their life or B. That bullyvic genuinely isn't responsible for whatever bully thinks they're responsible for. and then its moreso a hurt/comfort thing 😋

(on the req post)

I.really like the idea of Hyness x galacta knight or zan partazanne (all from kirby/kirby star allies) 

But like what if thruple? 

I like the divorced mom aesthetic of hynessx galacta and also the almost worshipp-y-ness of Zan 

I think their whole dynamic could be funny

Anyway so like Concept! Hyness (once again,) overworks herself and galacta (who is used to this) just acts more or less normal 

And there's zan, Who Panics, running around to the point her magic starts acting out, stressing herself out (maybe being a bit overbearing to hyness) 

And they work it out (idontreallyknowman👍)

And uhhhhh couple other Hcs while im here!

I Latched onto hyness as a character and hc her as a transfem lesbian with autism (also i hc her name to be jess, use it if you'd like <3)

Zan or Zandra (as my head like always reads it(?)) has cybernetic limbs due to her lore n stuff, she's prone to being anxious and borderline obsessive about those she cares about 

And Galacta (who's nickname I not even lowkey stole from a fic) or Loxi as nicknamed by hyness is still sort of trying to adjust to the modern world, but kinda clings onto the norms they know (older magic, language, hyness (as they've dated in the past)), they don't really get what hyness is really trying to achieve but stays along for the ride

That's my kirby yap quota! If you have any questions feel more than free to ask!

And Thank Youuuuuuuuu!! Actually so much! <3<3<3

-kinnie

Hyness, Zan Partizanne, and Galacta Knight had been navigating their romantic relationship for several months, filled with love, laughter, and occasional bumps. As time passed, their bond grew deeper, but areas for improvement remained. Hyness, the elder mage, was brilliant but often stressed and exhausted from her magical studies, neglecting her health. In contrast, Zan was anxious and overthinking, always ready to support Hyness, while Galacta Knight, the youngest, remained fiercely loyal yet adjusted to modern life slowly. One evening, Hyness emerged from her office, looking exhausted with wild hair and dark circles under her eyes. Concerned, Zan rushed to her side. “You need to rest, love,” she urged. Hyness brushed off her worries, insisting she needed to finish her project. Loxi stepped in, frustrated. “You’re not fine. You must eat and sleep,” they said. The argument escalated as Hyness insisted she didn’t have time, while Zan pleaded for her to consider her health. “Please, love,” Zan implored, her eyes shimmering with concern. “You’re going to hurt yourself if you keep pushing like this.” Loxi emphasized their concern, stating, “We care deeply about you, Hyness, and we want you to be alright.” Hyness shot back, suggesting they help her with the work if they were so worried. “Then how about you let me take care of myself by doing some of the work?” After a moment, Loxi proposed they assist her, but she had to promise to take breaks. “I’ll do that… if you work hard enough to help me!” Hyness responded sharply.

How Each of My (Favorite) OCs Would Feel Dating A Shota/Loli! (Warning: NSFW Mentions.)

ᴅᴀᴍɪᴀɴ ʟᴏᴘᴇᴢ: -Would date an adult shota/loli -Worried for their safety all the time, a bit protective, but more like a frazzled cat desperately chasing after a hyper kitten -Will act like a father figure for his lil schmookum... Especially if they age regress because THAT'S JUST A LITTLE BABY!!!! -Would probably feel too guilty to get nsfw with his loli/shota partner, even though they're over 18, which may ruin the relationship a bit if his partner isn't asexual ᴏᴡᴇɴ ʟᴏᴘᴇᴢ -You'd only get him to date a loli if it was a loli version of his dead gf of whom he loves to necro. He's a freak like that. Someone get his older brother to rub off on him more so he's more Normal. Or get his older brother to rub something else on him. What? Sorry, it's my demons. ᴅʀ. ᴅᴏᴄᴛᴏʀ -His life has been HELL since his wife died he totally needs a loli in his life... Especially since his kid died too and he needs to kill two birds in one stone -If this is before Talkie gets with Damian, he'd be super overprotective and insist that his loli gf NEVER go near Talkie because Talkie is batshit insane and also awful. If this is after, he'd allow Talkie to be near her... With Damian supervision... -He'd also only go for a loli over 18 -He's the type to carry his loli gf to the tub and get a bubble bath and just sit there by the tub and admire her pretty and perky and beautiful youthful body... -They could convince him to have sex on like a 1-off occasion one time if both of them were extremely desperate to have kids. This man had to be with his late wife for nearly 10 years before they banged but he's like..fertile enough to knock up women one-try so it's not a big bother to him. He's asexual but wants babies.. But if he has a loli gf.. No need for baby.... He can just baby her... ᴛᴀʟᴋɪᴇ -Oh he'd so guro the loli/shota pookie he WOULD -He's honestly awful and the only person he has not absolutely been awful to is Damian -He's perfect for whump fics in this regard ꜱᴛᴀʀᴋʟᴇʏ ᴄᴏʀʀɪɢᴀɴ -What do you mean... He IS the shota. -If he were to be in a Shota x Shota relationship he'd dominate though -Not just NSFW, he'd take the lead in all activities. Bros just like that ʀɪᴀɴ ᴇᴠᴇʀꜰᴏʀʀᴇꜱᴛ -Depends if it's pre-campaign him or not. (yes he is a dnd oc...) -Cuz pre-campaign him was a racist asshole towards everyone around him because he was naive and thought 'this one tiefling was awful to me so all of the other races are awful yes' so he was super close minded and wouldn't even think of dating a loli or a shota -Post-campaign him after he learns that just because one dude is Awful doesn't mean everyone else is would def be all sweet and doting to a loli/shota partner though -Although he'd have to date a loli or shota over 18 because. listen man his entire character arc is 'just because this one guy was a ephebophile doesn't mean that everyone is' and him going after an underage loli or shota just. would not make sense. -Additionally taking care of a loli would remind him of his dead daughter and he'd be fiercely overprotective ʟᴇᴡɪꜱ ᴛʀᴇᴊᴏ -If he somehow escaped from the shota that sexually harasses him and walked into a relationship with another shota or loli that would be devastating for him... you mean to tell me he was harassed for like 10 years by this one dude who he met as a Little Guy and as the Little Guy grew up he got increasingly more toxic and Lewis had to escape from him by basically throwing him at another fat depressed man and saying "THIS IS YOURS NOW!!!" only to turn around and probably get harassed by a different loli/shota -Whumpbait man -yess mwahahah get trapped in a room full of shotas who want you... Surely no dubcon will occur...

I wish unspeakable violence on anyone and everyone who unironically use the terms "adhd paralysis" and "task paralysis". IT'S EXECUTIVE DYSFUNCTION. You have executive dysfunction.

There is no way anybody using these terms isn't aware of how ableist it is to take away not just the language of people who have paralytic disorders, but the entire NAME of our disorders. And even beyond that, to block out any tags and search results relating to said disorders with your million variations on those terms so that we can't form a community online, or even find each other at all. Fuck off. You are not paralysed, you have executive dysfunction. Adhd isn't even the only disorder that CAUSES executive dysfunction. Get over yourself.

i wanna follow new people so: reblog if youre a proship safe blog and a self shipper!

SHOTA OC OF THE MONTH : FEBRUARY

A continuation of my project of making a cute lil shota OC for every month of the year !

For this Disability Pride Month, I saw a post that was shittybad and it made me angry. So have this