I Want To Be Dead When I Grow Up

SO CUTE!!!

I was spending some time with my younger brother, waiting for our game to load. In the meantime I booted up c.ai to respond to a bot.

My brother, peering over my shoulder, in a mocking voice: "I want to have big smashy with Call of Duty characters!"

Me, dumbfounded (again): WHAT?!?!?

My brother: That's what it probably says anyway.

Me: Go fuck yourself (You're damn right kid)

Now this, is relationship goals.

just a little blurb bc it's my bday today and this is my gift 4 u

warnings: none!

roommate!ghost, who'd feed himself only to stay alive. having some tea and a cigarette for breakfast, only eating because his body needs a few nutrients to keep functioning.

ghost, who sobbed quietly in the shower on the saturday you made lasagna for him, because he wasn't used to people being so nice.

ghost, who ate so much and so fast because in his mind that was probably going to be his last good meal before he was gone, so he had to enjoy every bite, every second of it.

ghost, who left the bathroom without his mask and unexpectedly pulled you to a hug in the middle of the kitchen, burying his nose on your neck and trying to memorize the scent of your skin.

ghost, who melted when your hands caressed his damp hair and freshly shaven cheeks.

and ghost, who finally had the courage to kiss you passionately after all this time, his heart exploding when you kissed back, your fingers twirling locks of his hair.

Devil’s Night

Me and my brother were eating lunch together when he asked me the most out of pocket question 😭

Him, out of nowhere, jokingly: You like big oily Call of Duty characters?

Me, dumbfounded: WHAT?!

Him: Well, do you? ;)

Me: You're fucking weird (yes)

yeah no, I don’t think y’all know just how much of a chokehold these two have on me

Vague MWIII Spoilers:

They really waited for the worst moment to reveal that Ghost has massive honkers.