I Do Love That You Can Name Pets Pretty Much Anything. With Children You Have To Be Reasonable But With

He died doing what he loved. Being fatally injured.

omg frrr

listen i love hermione but can we stop victimising her?

she’s not some overlooked, underappreciated character. her brilliance gets acknowledged all the bloody time. remus and sirius literally call her the brightest witch of her age and harry praises her like three million times throughout the books. and she’s one of the most popular characters in franchise. where is she underappreciated?

god i hate woke culture.

it’s honestly rather insulting to claim the feminist narrative with hermione because all these woke idiots try to claim that she’s some exhausted damsel in distress forever in servitude to these two tyrannical boys who use the hell out of her and it’s absolutely not the case.

she’s not a pushover. if she has a problem, she would argue and fight back. she and ron bicker all the time in the books. she’s ridiculously stubborn with her convictions in the books. she’s more than recognised for her talents, both remus and sirius literally call her the brightest witch of her age.

here’s this competent, intelligent, loyal, assertive female character whose talents are more than recognised and admired by her friends and everyone around her and then here comes these woke idiots who claim that she’s this poor little girl whose talents get taken advantage of, implying she’s this weak and spineless little thing who doesn’t speak up against her supposedly ungrateful friends who regularly show their appreciation and love for her, it’s such an insult to the character.

wishing I could freeze time so fanfic writers could write all of their slow-burn enemies to lovers and gay porn and fix-it fics and all of their WIPs and prompts without having to worry about life and other responsibilities

The new update from my favorite fiction has my brother looking at me like I'm crazy (I am)

the best post ever

...hm.

Nico! I heard someone stole ur man.

False alarm. No one is stealing anything. Trust me... -Nico

"tumblr's the only social media without algorithms!" "you can still be anonymous on tumblr!" "tumblr's so nice because you don't have to show your face!" WRONG tumblr is special because you can have 3000 followers and still get an average of seven likes a post. i'm doing stand up comedy at a packed venue and one person is laughing

this was so brutal im struggling to understand how narcissa didnt just turn to dust right here

A bit upset that my four year old niece figured out how to fold the beach chairs and I still don’t know how to do it