nsft horny asks 🌸
what turns you on?
have you ever been horny in the shower? what did you do?
what are you wearing (or not) right now?
do you have a crush on anyone you work with? any fantasies related to them?
how often a week do you masturbate?
what’s a fantasy you’ve had about a stranger?
have you ever / would you ever have semi-public sex?
have you ever masturbated with someone else in the room and kept it hidden? have you ever been caught?
have you ever tasted yourself?
have you read erotica?
when you last masturbated, what were you thinking about?
would you accept naughty pictures from your followers?
are you secretly horny all the time? or shamelessly horny all the time?
do you like to cuddle?
pick one: are you the big or small spoon?
pick one: receiving a grope of your boob or your butt
pick one: kisses behind your knees or on your collarbone
pick one: guided masturbation or watching yourself in the mirror?
pick one: overstimulation or orgasm denial?
pick one: would you rather be groped clothed or nude?
pick one: would you rather get it on in the kitchen or the shower?
have you ever used a vibrator?
have you ever gotten off secretly in public?
are you masturbating right now? how so?
have you ever edged?
what’s the last horny thought you had?
have you ever been attracted to / masturbated to your teachers or superiors?
what’s your favorite way to get off?
favorite sex scene from a tv show / film?
favorite part of your body?
favorite part of the body? (meaning anyone’s)
are you open to sexting with a fellow blogger?
are you open to dirty dm’s from a fellow blogger?
have you ever been groped or ogled at?
you’re home alone all evening. what does your evening consist of?
do your close friends know you are a horny person or not?
what’s the dirtiest thought you’ve ever had about a total stranger?
do you remember the first time you felt aroused?
what do you think about when you get off?
have you ever had a wet dream?
have you ever had a wet dream about someone you know?
thoughts on oral?
what’s an instant turn on for you?
wish i could be a free use top. like yes, suddenly pull down my pants and take my cock into your mouth because you're bored, grab my hand and guide it into your cunt when i'm reading a book because you need something in you, tell me to go slow or fast while panting and i'll do as you say because it's my job, right? pull my dick out when we're out with friends and sit on it because there wasn't enough seats, grind against me and feel me grip your thigh as i try not to make any noise and listen the conversation going on, not even realizing another guy is taking my hand and taking my fingers into his mouth and sucking them, another bunny joining in by making me lay down on my back and sitting on my face, asking me to please eat him out and then i feel a pup humping on my shoe and hugging my leg and whining like the pathetic dog he is and i just let them. it's my purpose of service to pleasure them, right? who am i to deny such desperate behavior from my pretty pets?
if you get this, answer w/ three random facts about yourself and send it to the last seven blogs in your notifs. anon or not, doesn’t matter, let’s get to know the person behind the blog! <3 😊
Oooh fun! Well…
1.) I’m actually really big into cooking
2.) I actually have pretty rough body dysmorphia, so sometimes it can be rough showing myself off
3.) contrary to popular belief, I am actual non-binary, yet male presenting currently
how do you feel about fauxcest/incest kink?
Probably the biggest thing I’m into!
1. First kiss? 2. First time masturbating? 3. First sex toy? 4. First kink tried? 5. First time doing oral? 6. First time having sex?
 -Turn Ons 7. Biggest turn on? 8. Biggest turn off? 9. Quickest way to get horny? 10. Weirdest thing that ever turned you on? 11. Top 3 places to be touched? 12. Ultimate fantasy? 13. Do you like the idea of a three or moresome? 14. Do you send nudes? Do you like receiving them?
 -Preferences 15. Sex or masturbation? 16. Spit or swallow? 17. Cut or uncut dicks? 18. Rough or sensual sex? 19. Oldest person you’d sleep with? 20. Loud or quiet partners? 21. How much foreplay do you like? 22. How much teasing do you like? 23. What is too big for you to take? 24. Do you do hookups or only sleep with a partner? 25. How much kissing do you like during sex? 26. What’s the most attractive part of the body?
 -Location 27. Would you have sex in public? 28. Last place you had sex? 29. Where would you most like to have sex? 30. Do you like spontaneous sex, or do you need to be in the mood? 31. Could you go through with a hookup at a strangers house?
 -Kinks 32. What’s your biggest kink? 33. Are you okay with name calling in bed? 34. Would you do any BDSM? 35. Do you prefer to tie somebody up or be tied up? 36. Do you like orgasm denial/forced orgasm? 37. Do you like overstimulation? 38. Do you like having pain involved? 39. Do you like biting/being bitten? 40. Have you ever been made to/made somebody beg for it? 41. Do you have any strange or extreme kinks? 42. Have any roleplaying preferences? 
-Masturbation 43. Do you own sex toys? How many? 44. What do you masturbate to? 45. How often do you masturbate? 46. How often do you use sex toys to masturbate? 47. Do you masturbate with penetration? 48. Do you go for multiple rounds or settle at one or no orgasms?
 -Oral 49. Do you enjoy giving oral? 50. Do you prefer giving or receiving oral? 51. What makes you orgasm the fastest when receiving oral? 53. Can you deepthroat? 
54. Do you like playing with your clit? If so how do you prefer to do it? 55. What’s your breast size? 56. How often do you go braless? 57. Do you finger yourself? 58. How familiar are you with your g-spot? 59. Do you squirt?
 -Sex 60. How often do you do unprotected sex? 61. How loud are you in bed? 62. Do you enjoy having nipples played with? 63. Do you like/dislike cum? 64. How good are you at dirty talk? 65. Do you get sleepy after an orgasm? 
66. Do you trim, shave or leave pubic hair untouched? 67. How do you prefer partners pubic hair? 68. How many orgasms can you have in a day? 69. How many other people know your bra size? 70. What do you wear to bed? 71. Any funny sex stories? 72. What food if any would you use during sex? 73. Would you give somebody a sex toy as a gift? 74. What’s the weirdest porn you’ve ever seen? 75. Do you often get horny in public? 76. Ever used something that isn’t made for sex in the bedroom? 77. Have you ever walked in on somebody or been walked in on? 78. Do you have any friends you’d sleep with?
Too damn horny tonight…send me asks and sinful confessions, I need it 🤤
mmm i have always been shy in locker rooms, but last year i flew to japan and.. suddenly i stopped caring for being naked? got some stares down and smiles up to my face at the Sento / Bathing House. was fun.
i was shaving my balls at the shower station, got hard from touching myself, nothing unusual. i was sitting on a stool, so my thighs essentially covered it from the sides. but my travel buddy, a really hot guy from California, tattoos all over his body, NOTICED. my boner was almost gone but it went right back up lol
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What I would’ve given to be in either of your positions, truly! Just the idea of seeing you get harder would’ve had me solid myself
I need this so damn bad 🤤 a soft warm mouth to please me on these lonely days
Just me and you baby
Since I’m not even sure I could say it any better than this. People have a tendency to push their moral beliefs and stupidity when we’re all just here trying to enjoy our kinks and have a good time RESPONSIBLY. Everything I do on this blog is HARD FANTASY and NOTHING MORE. If you are unable to find a balance between being a normal functioning person and being a brain dead keyboard, then it might be time to reevaluate who needs the help.
P.S.: thank you to the person who wrote this, may the weather always be good on your happiest days
since a bunch of people are commenting on my posts again saying that i need help and that i am disgusting, i think i need to reiterate: i am a normal and functioning member of society who just happens to be into some dark kinks.
and guess what? i know that dark kinks aren’t bad because they‘re just that. KINKS. having these does NOT make you a bad person or a person who needs to seek help.
i am once again making it VERY clear that my posts are FANTASY and that i do NOT condone the real life equivalents of them. i am an adult who engages in risk aware consensual kink with other consenting adults and there is NOTHING wrong about that!