My Dumbass Thought Her Name Was Sushi…

AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG CHAT THEY ARE REAL THEY ARE REAL THEY ARE REAL THEY REAL 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

Thank you sm actually bro 😔🙏

Erm..ur so cool and sigma and maybe perchance…you can draw them 🙏??

I’m gonna shed a hot tear for this one…

…ALSO EWWWWWEEUGHHHHHHH!!!!

idk just seems cool

Rant about Epilogue Vierla and Bill:

Whenever I see these two they just bring out something in me like when I see the clearly in love interests in shows but then they never get together. They give the peak definition of ‘Forbidden Love' no matter how many times they try to make it work it won’t ever happen, the love they have for each other is forbidden, they can’t touch, they can’t stare at each other for too long, they can’t do anything, the glimpse of love they have for each other is symbolic towards the other. Even if they try to get together, it wouldn’t work, it’s like trying to jam in a puzzle piece you know would fit but just can’t mesh well with each other. It’s heartbreaking for them, to know that they won’t ever be together, to know how the other one is feeling. Bill wouldn’t think like this, but he does, and thought about her for YEARS on end. The thought of them lingers in his mind, and so does she. How could they be so distant yet be so close?

I hate them so much chat.

First day at work: YAYYYYYYY!!!!

Closing shift:

GET ME OUT OF HEREEEEEE‼️‼️‼️

NOOOO JERRY DONT HOLD IT IN!!!! IT DOESNT DO ANYGTING!!!!! 😭

Ok I lied… here’s a shitpost before I go to bed 🫶✨

Guys cancel this clown…

Watched gaslight district. Could not stop staring at Ken's nipples someone save me

LMFAO POOR HARPER, I WOULD CRY TOO 💔💔

Eltingville OC/Self-Insert oh no

I’m gonna hold your hand when I say this….💔

I began to feel rage

KIDNEY?? STOP UR PERVERTED ACTS ITS GONE LONG ENOUGH 💔💔

WHOS TAKING PICTURES OF MY BOY WHILE HES PISSING???

THIS IS CRAZZYYY BRUH WHAT THE FUCK 😭

Sigh…I love my writer moot 😔🫶

Hi Hershey!!! Firstly, I just wanted to say that your ao3 ETC fic is amazing!!! It’s in my tabs and I refresh it every few hours or so lolol

I was wondering if you could write abt how the boys from etc would deal with a hopeless romantic! reader? Like, the reader watches a ton of rom-coms, reads romance books, and laments abt how they can’t find a bf (when the boys are literally right in front of them)

Take all the time you need to write this!! <3 I hope you have a good day!! :D

THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!♥️♥️♥️♥️ Awww I love this request! Thank you so much for requesting!!!💋

Where do I even begin?

The boys would be frustrated to say the least because you’re over here watching countless of rom-coms, reading romantic books, and are constantly talking about how you don’t have a boyfriend. You also spout on about how every person your age has a boyfriend while you don’t!

The issue is how you act blind. Cause there are CLEARLY four boys who’d love to fill that void in your heart and you’re taking a blind eye to it. let’s be for real, when was the last time any of these gross teens got close to a relationship without it falling and burning? If anything, they’d love to become your boyfriend!

If you open your fucking eyes, that is.

Bill is the one who’s going to be frustrated and pissed off because he has a superior complex and an ego that is up where heaven is. He’s going to be so butt hurt over it that it genuinely makes him want to pull his hair out. He’s tried everything in the book that is out of character for him; he opened doors for you, held out chairs for you, gave somewhat little care to your feelings, and just trying to be a LITTLE bit better. However, none of those efforts are working well much to his disdain.

Josh, he gets upset when his attempts at “wooing” you don’t go as planned. He rambles on about his interests and you looked and acted very interested in them. He would show off his many collections or any doubles he has to you in hopes that it’ll get you closer to him and soon be wrapped around his finger! He wasn’t pissed off like how Bill is—but he still was hurt! You two share some of the same interests so he thought that you’d be happy to know that if you two ever became a thing, you’d have a boyfriend who enjoys the same things as you! That’s always good right?

Pete is a little cornball so he’d know some of the ropes on how to win a person over or two! He would compliment you daily, makes some jokes to make you laugh, try to take you places, and he even stole some of his parents money to buy you something you like. Pete loves seeing you smile all big when he does these things and it gives him a big ego boost! But it still makes him confused and pretty frustrated when he still doesn’t have you where he needs you! Your still going on about you not having a boyfriend after he literally took you out to eat at Mcdonald’s!

Jerry is the sanest out of all of them. He doesnt want to overwhelm you with gifts, be overly sweet, or talk to much about himself in fear that he might drive you away. Jerry is hesitant but he still interacts with you, making sure not to go overboard. He thinks you’re pretty/handsome, smart, and you seem to be the person he actual sees himself having a chance with considering the circumstances. He can get kinda angsty here and there because he’s worried that maybe he’s not the one that you want and that’s why you haven’t made any moves yet…

And god help us all if they find out that they ALL have a thing for you! They will go fertile and lash out at each other, trying to one up the other, constantly arguing about who’s going to hang out with you, etc. You on the other hand are so oblivious to the chaotic mess as you let out a long dramatic sigh, saying how you’ll never find yourself with a boyfriend who loves you…💔

Bill thought about getting you glasses so that you can see that the love of your life is him and not the others