"Ah... Yes. I am definitely the tooth fairy. Totally. Let me just..."
*takes tooth from under your pillow and replaces it with Monopoly money and a pebble*
"K, bye"
*falls out of window*
maybe that’s what makes YOU human. i’m perfectly fine being an eldritch abomination thank you very much
find my skin
I'm a strong, independent bog monster.
I am the sleep that never comes
I want giant soft wings that I can wrap around me to hide
Ya'll ever just get the urge to go out and decompose in the forest
So, what do you feel?
aspiring mortician//froot loops//lives in Delululand//stabses u// 29
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