The Morose Pentameter

if I ever made it to the model catwalk, I would find some way to bring a sharp thing on set, and as I emerge, a thing of starved beauty and pure art, dramatically slice my own torso open, ribs exposed, guts splattering to the stage ground, blood spewing all over the front row guests, and most importantly, bleeding my useless life essence all over the expensive, artistic designer clothing I am made to show. A terrible display of art, to bleed as a pig does when sliced at the neck to please the human, the killer. What are we humans but showpieces of greed? May my blood be the color we lust for in the cold claws of winter.

I feckin' love teeth. I need dis, like, yesterday.

a dental typodont made with a full set of 32 human teeth

ϱ̷̡̨̡̡̧̡̨̡̡̧̛͉̠͈̪͚̻̭̮̥̰̬̼͈̼̟͔̟͓͍̞̱̞̳̫͓̪̤̳͕̥͎͈̜̩͎̙͙̟̣̰̩̟͖̟̲͓͖͕̱̥̲͔͕̱̹̻̞̝̮̮͉̰̪͉̤̦̳̥̥͔̲̙̜̮̭̟̪̥͕͈͎̻̝̲̍̈̍̆̋̐̍̓͑̊̂̈̃̎̎̌̑̽́̑̎̌́̏̓̀̐͗͑͋̓͆̄̾̇̇͊̃́̔̆́̈́̇͒̍̿̌́̈́̈́̓͑̉͋̓̃̇͛̇̇̈́̉̉̅̃̚̕̕͘̚͜͝͝͠ͅͅļ̷̡̧̹̙͎̪͕̩̜̥̹͉̣̫̠͓͖̰̗̜̬̖̘̠͖͈̜̗̘̯͉͍̬̲̞̬̼̤͉͇̝̥͕̭͖̘̪̋̿̋̐̉̉̄͊̃͐͒̅̾̋͂̂̈́̉͆͐̋̈̄̓͛̒͌̕͘͜͜͜͝ͅͅï̴̡̨̧̡̢̢̧̨̡̛̛̛̛̛̜̼̣̝̠͖̫̣͙͔͎̰̦̬͉̙̹͔͙̹̻̪̺͔̲͙̫̻̘͇̳̪̤̲̟͓̯͕̖͍͚̫̞͚͚̼̹͓̟͓̭̝̘̰͍̟͎̩̝̘̮͈̬̰̗̰͇̟͍̩̘̲͚̉̒̉̐̔̆̄͐͆̀͛̈́̏̐́̋̈̈́̌̂̈́͐̍̐͂́͋̓̄̽̉̎͂̅̽̅́̆̿̍̉̓̊̄͌̾̎̒̾̏̂̀̄͒̉́͗͊̊̉̍͋͒̄̒̃̾̄̓͗́͌̍͌̎͘̕̚̚͜͜͝͝͠͠͠͠͝͠ͅͅɈ̶̢̡̧̡̢̛̛̣̦͖̮̮̬̹̞̭̝͙͍͙̺̳͚͇̙̞̤̲̬̫̱̝̭̲͇̝̻̻̪̖̳͙̻̳̠̰̮̦̬̥͚̿̊̉̊̑̒͛̇͌̏͑̍̃̌́̇͊͆̀̈́̊̇̽̊̉͒̆͛͂͜͜͝͠ͅɔ̷̢̢̨̢̮̻͔̲̥͔̟̜͉̖̫̥̱͍͙̹͈̬͇̝͍̣̮̘̗͍̮̪͕̞͎̹̝̺̬̼̭̪̰̜͔̣̱̬̖̘̞̮̮͉͕̯͚͍̻̹̹̱͐͊͌̔́̈̐͛́͋̂̃͜͜͜͠͠ͅͅʜ̸̧̡̨̢̢̡̮̣̖̰̯̰̟̳̱̦͖̬̟̳̳̯̹̯͕̟̟͚̳̩̥̫͔̦̠͓͎̰̫͉̪̣͖̳̹̦̺̖̯͙͎͖̣͓̗̯̺͕̱̻͉̯͚̟̭̠̜̹͙̰͈̞̼̪̋̾̓͜͜͜͜ͅ

Fallen leaves and snow are the Earth's blankies

A little background as to why the Markiplier fandom is panicking about The Edge of Sleep.

So YEARS ago. Mark was in a podcast called The Edge of Sleep, which was adapted into a TV series... Which was never released

Until

Mark made a movie adaptation of a video game, Iron Lung. He's put all his energy into this film, directing, producing, editing, even starring in it. the movie is done, and he's working to get it released in theaters.

We, the public don't know why, but we know that some doors have been locked on the release of Iron Lung, however some big wigs somewhere have promised that if his popularity alone can put Edge of Sleep in the TOP TEN a lot of doors will open for Iron Lung. He wasn't allowed to even say where it would premiere, nor was it advertised AT ALL

So now, Edge of Sleep has shadow dropped on Amazon Prime in the US. Three days BEFORE they even told Mark it would air. In order to get this man's work out in theaters this thing has to get to the top ten by word of mouth alone.

So. Watch Edge of Sleep! It's an apocalyptic horror. There are some mild gore warnings (blood, knife mutilation, brain dissection, self harm). Even if you can play it in the background and let it run just so it gets views thatd be helpful.

Stick it to the Hollywood Bigwigs! Show them YouTubers can have an audience! Open some doors for creative people trying to show their work to a bigger audience!

I identify as the void. Y'know, the one that tells you to swerve into oncoming traffic or step off a tall building? Yeah, that one.

Empty and destructive.