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that they do!!

I wish the world would understand..

Growing up fat, you get made fun of for everything you do, even basic shit like eating and laughing and breathing are funny when you do it because youre fat! And its so hard to not carry that with you as you get older, like I’m still embarassed to eat or dance in front of people or smile in pictures and its ridiculous and I hate it and I wish I was treated with more humanity

i got the library with lily, so cute!

pick a color and get a marauders playlist (i spend way too much time making these lmaoo)

red

orange

green

blue

purple

pink // pink

black

Reblog this last

okay hear me out, what is the marauders adaptation was a cartoon?

like steven universe, gravity falls or svtfoe vibes

the harry potter books rated by mentions of how handsome sirius is

philosopher’s stone: no direct mention of sirius but hagrid gives harry a photo album with pictures of his parents and you know sirius is being actively handsome in at least a third of them (5/10)

chamber of secrets: a hollow, empty book (-10/10)

prisoner of azkaban: uncle vernon disapproves of sirius’ hair at the beginning of the book which means it looks sufficiently punk rock even after twelve years in prison. harry thinks sirius looks handsome in the photo from his parent’s wedding day and hp is super pissed off at that point so it must be an objective fact; other than that not a great time for sirius or his #look (7/10)

goblet of fire: sirius looks good even when his face is made of flames. feels true and right. (8/10)

order of the phoenix: an entire flashback devoted to the “casual elegance” of sirius’ hair and how good-looking he is. at one point he looks “rather haughty and bored, but very handsomely so”. excellent stuff jkr. would get full marks except for my inability to accept the end of this book (9.5/10)

half-blood prince: one can only hope that sirius is keeping it fresh up in wizard heaven but who can say for sure (2/10)

deathly hallows: sirius is described as carelessly handsome in a photo, although im personally skeptical about how careless it was. ghost sirius is tall and handsome, as per usual. (8/10)

no thanksyou!

WHY THE HELL DO I STILL HAVE TO SAY THIS

STOP SEXUALIZING CHILDREN.

STOP WRITING SMUT ABOUT THEM

THEY'RE KIDS.

THAT IS WRONG.

FUCKING STOP.

LMFAOOOOOOO favourite part in the entire fic

Chris turning Lockhart into JELLY? LIKE A GIANT MF JELLY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CHARMS CLASSROOM

AND THEN MCGONAGALL'S LIKE AIGHT WHAT

AND HE AND REMUS ARE LIKE IDK PROFESSOR WE JUST FOUND LOCKHART LIKE THIS AND SHES LIKE

HOW DO YOU KNOW ITS LOCKHART IF YOU WERENT THE ONES WHO DID IT

AND REMUS DEADASS SAYS WELL IT KINDA LOOKS LIKE HIM DOESNT IT AKSVSMDVD

AND MCGONAGALL PUNISHING REMUS WITH HAVING TO BE THE QUIDDITCH COMMENTATOR

AND HIM NOT KNOWING SHIT ABOUT SHIT

AND CALLING REGULUS "REGGIE" AND SIRIUS "THE GOOD BLACK" AND SSKBS

"FUCK ME WE WON"

MCGONAGALL GETTING ANGRY AT HIM SWEARING THE WHOLE GAME AND TAKING THE MICROPHONE FROM HIM DIRECTLY WHEN THE GAME FINISHES

no point trying this year they won

“I visited the pumpkin patch yesterday and decided to bring home a pumpkin that in shape appeared to be a penguin. Friends and family were mystified until I started painting him.“

by Volensblood

this is too adorable i-

THEY LITERALLY HANG THEM UP TO DRY IN CRYING OH MY GOD