Harry: There Is No Way Malfoy Likes Me, Hes My Sworn Enemy.

two bros chilling in a hot tub becomes unpredictable if one of the people its being used on has feelings for you

a list of memes that i think would be spells in the carry on universe:

road work ahead? - for sealing potholes or cracks in the road, or when there is difficult terrain ahead of you, it clears a decently walkable path 

then perish - basically avada kedavra

two bros chilling in a hot tub - when someone is too close for your liking, it immediately pushes them so they’re five feet away from you. depending on how much magic you put into the spell, it can remove one person you don’t like, or it can move everyone that is within 5 feet of you. this can take significantly more power though depending on how many people are near you

everything changed when the fire nation attacked - it lights a fire!

this bitch empty - send an object hurtling away from you in the direction you’re facing. how far the object goes depends entirely on how loudly and forcefully you yell yeet

it’s free real estate - clears an area of obstructions, kinda similar to the two bros spell, except it doesn’t centre around you

johnny johnny yes papa? - i’m not sure what this one would do, but it’s canon that nursery rhymes tend to make very powerful spells! maybe it could be a truth compulsion spell? which would be very useful, but the thought of a very serious lawyer singing this spell in court is SENDING ME

anyways feel free to add more

if the marauders spin off doesnt start with a flashback to when harry said his dad doesnt strut then cut to all the marauders strutting down the hall like the icons they are i dont want it

only kidding i dont care what happens i just want these guys to have the story they deserve

its a really good film...

Why you should watch Enola Holmes (2020)

- female teenage protagonist (Enola) is 16, played by actual 16yr old Millie Bobby Brown instead of an adult woman

- love interest (Tewkesbury) is played by 17yr old Lewis Partridge and not a man that’s way older than Millie

- Enola is not sexualized once in the entire movie

- Enola is not made to look older than 16

- period movie that isn’t depressing or super dark

- criticisms on society that are very valid today

- Tewkesbury cries on screen (let men show their feelings 2020)

- Enola is not a damsel in distress, in fact she’s the one that goes out of her way to save Tewkesbury

- Enola is 90% of the time wearing an outfit that is comfortable on her and allows her to move freely, the only times she doesn’t are when she’s undercover

- a genuinly fun story that’s easy to follow, appropriate for kids and not boring to adults

- no love at first sight bullshit, it takes Enola ages before she realizes her feelings and love is not her main motivation

- Mycroft is an absolute abysmal human being and the movie never tries to sympathise with him. He’s just straight an asshole and isn’t given a redemption or sympathy

- movie is written and produced by women

i got the library with lily, so cute!

pick a color and get a marauders playlist (i spend way too much time making these lmaoo)

red

orange

green

blue

purple

pink // pink

black

Tonks : guys, we have something to tell you… I’m pregnant.

Moody : and I’m diabetic, wonderful, let’s go back to work.

does anyone know what firewhisky tastes like?

because its written in fanfic all the time but i just cant seem to picture what it tastes like, maybe cinnamon...

i wouldnt dislike all these lgbt pride flags if they at least looked cool instead of a bunch of gay color stripes. we need pride flags that look like heavy metal album covers. with like skeletons driving motorcycles and waving guns around. i want a flag that’ll make your balls drop and grow hair on your chest when you look at it