Ace's Dream Is So Sweet, It's So Straight Forwardly Fanservice That I Didn't Expect Any Of It. Heartslabyul,

WHO ALLOWED YOU TO BE THIS CUTE, HMM??????

WHO THE FUCKFSGWKERJGTHOJTZIIZ

COME OVER HERE AND LET ME COVER THAT ADORABLE LITTLE FACE OF YOURS WITH SMOOCHES💋💋💋💘💘💘💘💘💘

AND... THE EARS..... ON FULL DISPLAY....

I'M GOING TO FUCKING COMBUST

OHHH YUUUH IK THATS RIGHT

i love twice 🙂❤️

YOU are of the high class where is YOUR signature?? 🤨👁️

Do people in the redacted fandom know i class some of them as “redacted celebrities”???? Like the higher beings of redacted

TWEKAING SHABAUSBEISN AHSTARAGAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

me when i make fanart for the firefighter au by @us3rnam3-r3dact3d

specifically!! fanart for the Treasure and Porter oneshot that has become my new favorite oneshot ever

ik that Porter is said to have blonde hair in the fic but ive been reading with my own interpretations of the characters 😞 please dont jump me

uh yeah :D i hope we get to see more ffau Treasure and Porter in the future :3

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@milogreer @ambrose-mp4 @nevaroonie @paythesmith @int3rtwiningh3artstrings

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if u wanna be added to the taglist just lmk :3

IS THIS VIET REP OR AM I TWEAKING???

Redactober 2024 Day Twenty-Five

Prompt: Porter & Prank

Pairing: None, Platonic Solaire antics

cw: Mild violence, Mild language

“I thought a little prank might liven up the place.”

Available on AO3 here!

<- Prev Day

“GETTY!”

“What have you done now, con gái?” William asks, not bothering to look up from the book in his hands. Alexis shrugs a shoulder, taking out an airpod just in time to see Porter speed through the door. With his eyes a lurid red and his fangs bared, he would be the poster image of vampiric rage… if not for the strip of lush, dark hair shaven clean in the middle of his head like a ridiculous, reverse mohawk.

“A bold choice,” Alexis deadpans with a raised eyebrow. “It doesn’t look good.”

“You won’t look good when I’m done with you, you vicious bitch!”

“What’s really vicious is the DIY job you’ve to your hair, sweetie. I know you’re missing Vinny, but let’s not be teenage girls about it.” Porter pounces at Alexis, his nails aimed for her smug face, and she, the older vampire of older blood, is faster, throwing him back into the wall with a swift duck and kick into the sternum. The younger vampire leaves a hole in the plaster but is unharmed, is incensed more than anything, and readies himself to launch again when William lifts his head, leveling them both with a level stare.

“Con cái, you’ll get blood on the floors and so soon after the cleaners have come,” he tuts, clicking his tongue disapprovingly at the flakes of paint and drywall littering the floor. “Alexis, did you do this?”

“Obviously not,” she says, already the put-upon image of laissez-faire boredom.

“Then curious and curiouser… Perhaps it was a ghost.” William goes back to reading with an air of finality only he can accomplish, sucking the momentum out of the fight. He keeps reading when Porter skulks out the room, hissing violent curses and threats at Alexis as he passes her and slamming the door on the way out.

“Really, William?” Alexis asks, looking at her maker, unimpressed. “Shaving his head?”

“The manor has been so quiet since Vincent left,” the king says with a little smile as he turns a page. “I thought a little prank might liven up the place.”

my SHAYLAAAA😭😭😭

i wonder who’d say such things 🫢

damien you’re such a skibidi sigma and i want you to know that

do you know that? you should

Im going to hunt you down and vaccum seal your lungs shut.

why must you wound me so

I headcannon that the damn group has a running gag where in the rare instances Gavin isn't being intensely inappropriate they pretend to be mad at him for supposedly hitting on them.

Gavin: hey lasko how was your day?

Lasko: oh my god, for the last time- STOP hitting on me😒

Gavin: Hux, you up for a round of mairo kart?

Huxley: that's like... not cool, dude. my boyfriend is literally sitting right there.🙁

Gavin: the new place looks spectacular! You and lasko did a great job decorating!

Dear: ........*sigh* what would freelancer think if they knew the type of stuff you say to your 'friends' when they're not around???🤨🤨

OH MY GOOD GOLLY GOSH 🤭😍😍🥰❤️❤️

GUUUUUUUUYYYSSS he’s done!!!!!

LOOK AT MY PRETTY MANSSSS💕💕💕✨💕💕💕💕

This bad boy has so much trauma and I love him

Sorry for any spelling mistakes and the shit hand writing I hope you enjoy his face after such a long wait

I will give him a proper character sheet one day I swear

me when scorpius

SCORPIUS IS OUT OF RETIREMENT ‼️‼️‼️