Nah, I’d Win

part two of my "scene bites" series, where i draw a shitpost sketch of an audio so i can convince myself that not drawing something every time an audio comes out doesnt mean im a bad artist :3

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my SHAYLAAAA😭😭😭

that one tiktok trend 🌚

i was debating between jack or sebek and then my friend was like: “honestly why not silver? he’d fall for it tbh”

she was so right so i did it

(sorry i render myself very lazily, all the focus goes into the boys ^^)

I dunno if this is a personal thing that happens whenever I’m listening to audios in general—but like..whenever the kissing starts I feel like I’m third wheeling. Because the listeners in my head are like completely separate from myself so I kinda just sit there like “…good for you guys…I’m just watching from over here. You go do that.”

I dunno it makes it funny when I feel like I’m interrupting something…like y’all want me to leave or nah 😭 Am I intruding on the moment

i just imagine him taking a nice long sniff of the fresh bread 😭😭

HUSH‘S MAGICAL TRIP TO TESCO!!!!!

- tried to talk to a seagull in the car park

- gets cold in the milk isle and starts comically shivering like fucking daffy duck

- picks up one of the fish at the fish stall thing and puts it in pocket because free will ig

- everyone gave him weird looks and he didnt understand why (poor baby)

- doesnt understand the concept of money and is bewildered by the self check-outs. "how do they know what you bought?? 😨"

- notices a kid in a trolley staring at him while doc is looking for something and he stares back just as hard

- asks doc sooo many questions like "why is there so many different foods?" "why do people need all of this?" "whats a sausage?"

- fucking loves the bread isle mm so warm

- he points at a random person and asks doc "whos that?" because he thinks, as a fellow human, they would know each other

- gets distracted and walks off by himself and doc panics trying to find him then he feels their worry and teleports right in front of them and scares the ever loving shit out of them and they obviously get mad cuz he can’t do that in public 😖

- stole multiple items and doc was too tired to care (also they make more than enough money, they‘ll be fine)

- at the self check-out an employee comes over cuz the machines always fucked and theyre visibly uncomfortable about hush‘s appearance and the smell of fish coming from his pocket

OH MY GOOD GOLLY GOSH 🤭😍😍🥰❤️❤️

GUUUUUUUUYYYSSS he’s done!!!!!

LOOK AT MY PRETTY MANSSSS💕💕💕✨💕💕💕💕

This bad boy has so much trauma and I love him

Sorry for any spelling mistakes and the shit hand writing I hope you enjoy his face after such a long wait

I will give him a proper character sheet one day I swear

waiting for this to be confirmed and it’s going to be the craziest shit 🤞

TRUUUUUST

project meridian loop theory

oohhh boy, we're back with me putting on a tinfoil hat and yapping about theories again

this is, of course, about the newest Project Meridian audio, so spoilers for that!!

(putting everything under the cut because theres a LOT)

JESUS CHRIST. okay. thats a lot. lots to unpack here mhm yep.

okay guys hear me out: Asset is stuck in a time or a simulation loop

bear with me im about to get REALLY nerdy with this BUT

Star Trek: The Next Generation, Season 5 Episode 18 — "Cause and Effect" is a time loop episode. the entire crew gets caught in a time loop for about 27 days (but they obviously dont realize this until theyre out of the loop) the loop always begins with Captain Picard's personal log, and always ends with the accidental destruction of the Enterprise brought on by their warp core exploding due to being damaged while attempting to get away from an incoming ship that lost control of its direction

throughout the episode, each time the loop resets, the crew experiences intense deja vu, brought on by the fact that theyre reliving the same day over and over. theyre able to predict small events that happen (what cards come next in a poker game, Beverly predicting Geordi coming into Sick Bay, etc)

AND in one iteration of the loop, the crew figures out that theyre IN a time loop, and devise a method to avoid getting hit by the previously mentioned ship, which would set off the chain reaction of the warp core exploding

they do this method by using big brain science time knowledge that im too tired to understand, but basically the motif of the number 3 starts showing up in the next loop reset, and when the Enterprise is once again faced with only two choices to get away from the incoming ship, Data realizes that the reoccurring 3s are connected to Commander Riker (who has three pips to signify his rank)

(for context, in every loop where the Enterprise gets destroyed, the Captain followed Data's plan of using the tractor beam to steer the incoming ship away from the Enterprise. Riker's plan was to depressurize the cargo bays) Data follows through with Riker's plan, and this time the Enterprise doesnt explode (yippee!!)

you might be thinking, "Vinn, you just explained the entire episode to us. what does that have to do with project meridian??"

well, using instances from "Cause and Effect," we can compare them to some instances that just happened in "Something's Wrong"

— the second phone call could be an outside attempt to break Asset from the time/simulation loop

— Asset knowing who the Solitaires are despite not having access to information on them could be from another loop where James told them who the Solitaires are, and Asset remembering

— the phone at the end could signify the end/restart of the loop

— Asset's uneasiness about the Meridian in the beginning of the audio and their want to "seek approval" before entering it ( could be brought on by them somewhat remembering whats happened in previous loops)

— the first phone call (the one James picks up), theres some spooky ooky ambience in the background (could be that the phone is a conduit to the "real" timeline/world and only Asset is able to pick up on that??)

— when Asset and James leave the first room and enter a new area, someone on the PA makes an announcement for the Deltas. this announcement glitches, but James doesnt seem to notice, as he continues talking (i cant quite make it out, but it almost sounds like someone else is saying something?) (again, it could be interference from outside of the loop attempting to reach Asset)

— when stepping out of the elevator, someone brings James "the latest simulation report." again, outside interference/echoes from a previous loop perhaps trying to signal to Asset that theyre stuck in a simulation

— phone at the end also as someone saying "pick up" or "wake up," didnt realize until someone pointed it out. its very faint, but its there (again, could be someone attempting to break Asset out of the loop)

one thing that i find interesting (thats not related to the loop theory) is that James says the force in the Meridian "diverts demons away" and "breaks human minds" when usually demons are allowed through the Meridian and humans just. die. then again, we have no idea when PM takes place, so it could be normal if this is like,,, a good number of years in the future

uhh hashtag yeah. im perfectly sane guys :3

i wonder who’d say such things 🫢

damien you’re such a skibidi sigma and i want you to know that

do you know that? you should

Im going to hunt you down and vaccum seal your lungs shut.

little things i think about <3

Darlin wearing Sam‘s oversized flannels

Huxley eating his comfort foods

Sam catching himself grinning like an idiot whenever he thinks about the bite

Lasko finding he has to take a sip of water occasionally while talking to Coworker because their gaze makes his whole body shut down

Hush spending hours in libraries reading about humans

David listening to cheesy 2000-2015 pop songs

Hush staring at Doc while they were passed out in the first audio like 0_0

Caelum watching freelancer and keeping them out of danger (just little things like thawing ice so they don‘t slip, etc)

Hush being unable to get the feeling and warmth of Doc‘s hands out of his mind. Finding his stomach fluttering when he thinks about them.

the whole DAMN Crew snuggled up to Damien in winter to stay warm and him just like -_-

Baabe in a different time zone and Asher accidentally spending all night texting them, forgetting he has a security gig tomorrow (inspired by me and bubbler ᵔᴥᵔ)

Huxley‘s moms dancing to Abba in the kitchen making breakfast with baby Hux giggling on the countertop

Milo helping to do Sweetheart‘s hair for the Shaw/Talbot wedding (theyresodomesticandandfuckilovethem)

Guy hyping Honey up like batshit crazy when they simply get their nails done/get a haircut

David‘s absolutely despicable side eye

Baabe‘s LETHAL side eye (im in love with them)

Damien surprising Huxley with installing some fancy shelves in the house to put all his dinosaur figures

The wolves shifting and curling up around their mates in the winter to keep them warm

Caelum and his group of friends having game nights where they play card games, board games, video games

(this has been in my drafts since march 17th >.<)

NO BC WHY IS THIS SO REAL 🤭🤭

"hey, what's your favourite redacted audio moment?"

oh, i'm a sam/darlin girlie, so probably the quinn arc

"that's such a basic bitch answer-"

OH. YOU WANT A REAL ANSWER? HONEY AND GUY'S FIRST KISS. YOUR CHAOTIC ROOMMATE CONFESSES HIS FEELING FOR YOU | AUDIO RP| [M4A] 17:50