Humans have always had a tough time winning medals at the Galactic Olympics, but there is one game that they’re weirdly, freakishly good at.
Were you sent by SOMEONE!!! 🥁🥁🥁 WHO WANTED ME DEAD!!!! 🔪🔪🔪 Did you sleep with a GUN !!! 🔫 Underneath OUR BED!!!!! 👇👇👇 Were you WRITING A BOOK!!!! 🥁🥁🥁✍️ Were you a SLEEPER CELL SPY!!!!!!! 🥁🥁🥁 In 50 years will all this be DECLASSIFIED!!!!!!!! 🥁🥁🥁 And you’ll CONFESS why you did it!!!! 🫡🫡🫡 And I'll say GOOD RIDDANCE!!!!! 👋👋👋 'Cause it wasn't SEXY 💅 once it wasn't FORBIDDEN!! 🙅♀️🙅♀️🙅♀️ I would’ve DIED for YOUR SINS!!! 🫴🫴🫴 Instead I just DIED INSIDE!!!!! 🫴🫴🫴 And you deserve PRISON but you won’t get time!!!!!! 🫸🫸🫸 You'll slide into INBOXES 🔫🩸 and slip through the BARS!!! 🤕🤕🤕 You CRASHED my party and your RENTAL CAR!!!!!!!! 🫵🫵🫵 You said normal girls WERE BORING 🔫🩸 but you were GONE BY THE MORNING!!!! 🩸🩸🩸 You KICKED OUT THE STAGE LIGHTS BUT YOU'RE STILL PERFORMING!!!!! 💥💥💥 And in plain sight you HID 🫣🫣🫣 but YOU ARE WHAT YOU DID 🫵🫵🫵 And I'll FORGET you but I'll never FORGIVE 😭😭😭 the smallest man who ever lived ⚰️🪦🪦🪦
yall i'm crying
A marauders headcanon I am unwilling to negotiate is that James and Lily loved Remus so much and vowed both to themselves and to each other that they would take care of him always, and that didn’t change even when things got dark and there were shadows of doubt that he could be the spy in the Order. They talked about it and decided that even if he were the spy, that’s on him, and they won’t cheapen the way they love by acting on an unproven possibility. So after everything happens and Remus is /desolate/ under the grief, and he’s wasted away for months and ignored every knock on his door and every attempt made to check on him, he gets to a point where he knows he’s either gotta kill himself or find a fucking way to survive.
So he gets up and he showers and puts on clothes that he’s positively swimming in with how much he’s shrunken in on himself and he sends an owl to Gringotts to see how much money he’s got tucked into his abysmal savings, and when the owl comes back the balance is tens of thousands of gallons more than he’s ever even seen in it.
And that’s how he finds out that James and Lily wrote him into their wills. That they’d set aside money for him to just in case they couldn’t be there any longer to mysteriously refill his cupboard with canned goods and his fridge with fruit and veggies every time they stopped by, or to bring him sweaters that’d grown out of that just happened to be in his size with the tag still on them, or line the pockets of the private healer that regularly came to tend to him after a particularly bad full moon.
It’s how he’s able to survive the next year. It’s why he decides to. Because even though it feels impossible to be alive in a world without them, they’d already made a plan to make sure he could do it.
what was not now by stephan sanchez or ultraviolence by lana del ray <3
Music fans reblog this with an album you consider “your” album… one that is part of your personality, one that means a lot to you, or just one you really like… Mine is The Perfect Shade of Green by Skittish :>
(all hugs collected will be given to Regulus by James)
james reading a book of dad jokes is iconic
He tried to read. He did 🦌🐈⬛✨✨
I love how i drew james’ arms so much here. It was just a lil doodle but i got too invested …
✨Kofi✨
HAPPY BIRTHDAY @kill-cry-die !!! 🥳🎉✨✨✨
I tried my best 🥹💙
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A Family Built on the Weary by DustShattersLikeGlass on Ao3
Scene specifically pulled from Part 9, “The Things We Lost in the Fire”, Chapter 7!
Sirius: Next person to say “weird flex but okay” is getting thrown of the astronomy tower.
Regulus: Preposterous boast but alas.
we don’t talk about this nearly enough- the way percy is so dumbfounded that someone actually likes him for who he is
i’m crying …
like of course annabeth loves you, seaweed brain
now you just need to see that YOU ARE MORE THAN WORTHY OF IT