I SHIP JEGULUS AND IF YOU DONT LIKE IT YOU CAN FUCKING LEAVE

just changed my entire blog aesthetic from "omg Taylor Swift" to "omg arson"

i'm from south Canada (or yee haw Canada if i'm in the mood to defend Texas from my menaces of friends)

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

bro i got matilda by harry styles... i don't think it's gonna go to well man

#24 on ur spotify wrapped describes how 2024 will go, how screwed r u

Were you sent by SOMEONE!!! 🥁🥁🥁 WHO WANTED ME DEAD!!!! 🔪🔪🔪 Did you sleep with a GUN !!! 🔫 Underneath OUR BED!!!!! 👇👇👇 Were you WRITING A BOOK!!!! 🥁🥁🥁✍️ Were you a SLEEPER CELL SPY!!!!!!! 🥁🥁🥁 In 50 years will all this be DECLASSIFIED!!!!!!!! 🥁🥁🥁 And you’ll CONFESS why you did it!!!! 🫡🫡🫡 And I'll say GOOD RIDDANCE!!!!! 👋👋👋 'Cause it wasn't SEXY 💅 once it wasn't FORBIDDEN!! 🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️ I would’ve DIED for YOUR SINS!!! 🫴🫴🫴 Instead I just DIED INSIDE!!!!! 🫴🫴🫴 And you deserve PRISON but you won’t get time!!!!!! 🫸🫸🫸 You'll slide into INBOXES 🔫🩸 and slip through the BARS!!! 🤕🤕🤕 You CRASHED my party and your RENTAL CAR!!!!!!!! 🫵🫵🫵 You said normal girls WERE BORING 🔫🩸 but you were GONE BY THE MORNING!!!! 🩸🩸🩸 You KICKED OUT THE STAGE LIGHTS BUT YOU'RE STILL PERFORMING!!!!! 💥💥💥 And in plain sight you HID 🫣🫣🫣 but YOU ARE WHAT YOU DID 🫵🫵🫵 And I'll FORGET you but I'll never FORGIVE 😭😭😭 the smallest man who ever lived ⚰️🪦🪦🪦

Happy Jegulus day, for those who celebrate

1989 TAYLORS VERSION HAS BEEN ANNOUNCED AND IM SCREAMING

yes i'm a gryffindor, yes i also hate almost all gryffindors

i'm dying over here this is the best thing i've ever read

rings - @wolfstarmicrofic - word count: 224

"...and so we come to the rings," Fleamont Potter went on, smiling as he spoke. "Your rings are the physical representation of the promises you have made to one another today. They symbolize the strength of your commitment, and are a constant reminder of your love. Can I please have the ring for Remus to give to Sirius?"

But the entire audience was distracted by a huge trumpet noise as James Potter blew his nose dramatically, tears waterfalling down his face as he move to cry into Peter's shoulder. "They're just - so - fucking - beautiful!" he sobbed, stomping his foot on the floor.

Both Remus and Sirius, who were holding hands and teary-eyed, looked him up-and-down. "Erm, Prongs?" Sirius hissed, fighting a grin. "I know you're having a moment, over there? But I'm trying to marry Moony before he realizes what's happening and runs off!"

Remus chuckled. "Fuck, is that what's happening?"

The crowd tittered.

"Sorry, sorry," James apologized, wiping at his eyes. "The rings, right." But his hands shook, and as soon as he looked over at his two friends, dressed in suits with matching boutonnieres, holding hands and smiling at each other, he lost it again.

In the end, Lily had to run over from Remus's side and dig the rings out of his pocket as he succumbed into wails.