Send Me To Mars With Party Supplies Before Next August 5th

bro i got matilda by harry styles... i don't think it's gonna go to well man

#24 on ur spotify wrapped describes how 2024 will go, how screwed r u

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOTHER

Wife: Order of the Phoenix is on TV, do you want to watch it?

Me: No, because then Sirius doesn't die.

Wife: I don't think that's how it wor-

Me: HE LIVES HAPPILY EVER AFTER WITH REMUS LUPIN THE END!

okay so i decided that instead of actually doing my homework i was going to make this and i am honestly very proud of myself on how good it looks (though it is a bit big) im just proud i did this without quitting so yay 🎉

fuck that shit man i'm not dealing with that

Reblog in 20 seconds or this spider will appear in your bed tonight

it's christmas yall

what was not now by stephan sanchez or ultraviolence by lana del ray <3

Music fans reblog this with an album you consider “your” album… one that is part of your personality, one that means a lot to you, or just one you really like… Mine is The Perfect Shade of Green by Skittish :>

Hello, more crack from the Modern Epic Au because I lack self control. It's based on these two videos simultaneously. Luke is currently possessed and chained to the bed.

Nico: *Holding A Bible And Rosary*

Nico: ...Kronos?

Luke(Possessed by Kronos): Yes?

Malcolm: ...*Reaches For His Pistol*

Annabeth: *Slaps him Before He Can Grab It*

Nico: *Swallows* Kronos...I say unto thee—

Chris: *Realizing Where This Is Going*

Chris: ...Ain't no fucking way—

Nico: —the power of christ...Compels you!

Luke(Kronos): *Speechless*

Everyone In The Room (Except Percy he's in on it): *Speechless*

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Gods Watching In Olympus: *Speechless*

Hades: Hold on, let him cook!

Zeus: Let him cook!?

M.E Hermes: *Already Mourning His Son*

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Percy: *Holding Holy Water* I'm sorry, Does anyone else have a better idea!? No? Alright then!

Nico: The power of christ...compels you!

Luke(Kronos): Does it? Does it boy?

Nico: *Angrier* The power of christ compels you!

Luke(Kronos): ...Wait why is that—

Nico: *More Confident* The power of CHRIST compels you!

Luke(Kronos): *Thrashing* Stop it...!

Nico: *Gestures to Percy* The power of christ COMPELS you!

Percy: *Splashes Him With Holy Water*

Luke(Kronos): *Violent Hisses*

Nico: The power of CHRIST compels you!

Percy: *Splashes Again*

Luke(Kronos): *Violent Screaming*

Luke: Holy shit!?

Annabeth: Luke!?

Chris: ...AIN'T NO FUCKING WAY—!?

Luke: Don't stop! It's working, keep going!

Luke(Kronos): ENOUGH!

Nico & Percy: THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!

Percy: *Splashes*

Luke(Kronos): AHHHHH!

Nico & Percy: THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOOOOU!