bruh i swear any kid thats in anything honors will have at least ONCE heard the “you’re in honors” speech. like i get it im in honors but that doesn’t mean that im more mature or that im able to do a shit ton more work. no it means that once i know what i’ve been taught i can understand it, i might even understand it better or faster but that doesn’t mean you have to give me shorter deadlines and more work that i don’t know how to fucking do. just because im in honors doesn’t mean im not human!
Hello, more crack from the Modern Epic Au because I lack self control. It's based on these two videos simultaneously. Luke is currently possessed and chained to the bed.
Nico: *Holding A Bible And Rosary*
Nico: ...Kronos?
Luke(Possessed by Kronos): Yes?
Malcolm: ...*Reaches For His Pistol*
Annabeth: *Slaps him Before He Can Grab It*
Nico: *Swallows* Kronos...I say unto thee—
Chris: *Realizing Where This Is Going*
Chris: ...Ain't no fucking way—
Nico: —the power of christ...Compels you!
Luke(Kronos): *Speechless*
Everyone In The Room (Except Percy he's in on it): *Speechless*
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Gods Watching In Olympus: *Speechless*
Hades: Hold on, let him cook!
Zeus: Let him cook!?
M.E Hermes: *Already Mourning His Son*
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Percy: *Holding Holy Water* I'm sorry, Does anyone else have a better idea!? No? Alright then!
Nico: The power of christ...compels you!
Luke(Kronos): Does it? Does it boy?
Nico: *Angrier* The power of christ compels you!
Luke(Kronos): ...Wait why is that—
Nico: *More Confident* The power of CHRIST compels you!
Luke(Kronos): *Thrashing* Stop it...!
Nico: *Gestures to Percy* The power of christ COMPELS you!
Percy: *Splashes Him With Holy Water*
Luke(Kronos): *Violent Hisses*
Nico: The power of CHRIST compels you!
Percy: *Splashes Again*
Luke(Kronos): *Violent Screaming*
Luke: Holy shit!?
Annabeth: Luke!?
Chris: ...AIN'T NO FUCKING WAY—!?
Luke: Don't stop! It's working, keep going!
Luke(Kronos): ENOUGH!
Nico & Percy: THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!
Percy: *Splashes*
Luke(Kronos): AHHHHH!
Nico & Percy: THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOOOOU!
You're my home
My home for all seasons
nah i fucking love my principal
period uh period ah😭
(her words not mine)
anyone else realize that all the porn bots are coming from the exact same address???
it's christmas yall
yes i'm a gryffindor, yes i also hate almost all gryffindors
twitter saying margot robbie is mid and a 7/10 is such a twitter thing of them to do
Water painted by Ivan Aivazovsky (1817 - 1900)