Broke: I Can’t Imagine Percy Jackson As Blonde. It Just Doesn’t Fit His Character.

Us Marichat truthers in season 5

canon

fyodor:

me, tryna hit: i love the violin

“idc about shipping im an adult” i love that and i hope youre having fun but im gonna go gorge myself on every silly little interaction these fake people have and live like a king 

percy already has the necklace with no beads in the teaser and now i can’t stop thinking about how we’re going to see him grow up and get all the beads and make friends and create a home and a family in that camp and i can’t stop crying

Charlie's the aroace with a naturally flirty personality and then has to deal with the consequences of people reciprocating (Charlie is they/them, Alice is she/her)

GET THIS MAN SOME BROWN CONTACTS

In other words, Logan gets flash banged by Keegan’s eyes.

I am firmly convinced Loid could come home and see Yor putting a blood-soaked dress into the washing machine and he would just think (as she’s stuttering out excuses) “Wow, civil servants have it rougher than I realized.” and Loid casually pulls out and unloads a gun while telling Yor about his day as the washing machine clunks and Yor, not even thinking about how easily he does it, would equally think “Wow, doctors have it rougher than I realized” and Anya is in the back thinking “Momma and Papa are Dumb.” bc NONE OF THEM HAVE EVER SEEN A NORMAL HUMAN IN THEIR ENTIRE GODDAMN LIVES

Favorite thing about the Red Note shenanigans: Mongolian ranchers suddenly gaining a rabid following of American horse girls and being like "we knew you had cowboys but we didn't know you value and love horses as friends like we do, this is excellent"

Mongolian rancher 🤝 American horse girl synergy I guess