*clocks Gun* I'm Going To Commit Tax Fraud

why do some people say “Omg that’s so funny!!” instead of just laughing? who hurt you

just like sexuality, furries exist on a spectrum

my dad, yelling at the radio with sports commentators that he put on: shut up!!! there are no more Sports

if i got big boots i promise i would step on you,,, as a treat

update: i am no longer the sexy based nonbinary lesbian. I am now a bisexual trans man with two (2) trans boyfriends.

there is literally a revolution going on and i just,,, have to do my math homework

i head canon kalvin garreh as cis

fuck you LIBTARDS, my gender is whatever gets me laid

goblincore but also punk

it’s the sexiest job

if we were minecraft youtubers, do you think people would write slutty fanfiction about us?