I Tip My Toes Into Your Pool And You Scream As They Disintegrate Into The Water

frogs are inherently political

hold on lemme just,,, *walks into a pond and slowly disintegrates*

i like how tumblr notifys you when you reblog your own post it makes me feel special

why irl are like 2 people gay but on the internet everyone is gay

the reason “dog” is “god” spelled backwards is because “god” and “dog” are opposites. unlike god, dogs do not care what sins you have committed

let’s say hypothetically i had a lot of childhood trauma and to cope with that hypothetical trauma i hypothetically got a fursuit... would i still be sexy???

adoption is just thrifting children

in the next animal crossing game timmy and tommy will be all grown up and working at femboy hooters

my dad, yelling at the radio with sports commentators that he put on: shut up!!! there are no more Sports