[Peter and Harley are sitting on a bench]
Tony: Why do you guys look so sad?
Peter: Sit down with us so we can tell you.
[Tony sits down]
Harley: The bench is freshly painted.
Tony:
i just know that fuckin aarakocra is gonna have a comeback moment in the finale of this season
All New Captain America Special #1
Headcanon that Yachi and Kiyoko have each other’s phone numbers.
They start out very dry and short because
a) Kiyoko’s nervy as hell and she doesn’t talk much.
b) Yachi’s rereading every text she sends nine times over and smacking her head when she sends them.
But eventually their convos start picking up as the season carries on.
100% have shit talked every member of the team...carefully. Subtly.
“Could you smell Tsukishima-kun today? Lololol🤣”
“i can always smell tsukishima-kun.”
Kiyoko never sends emojis or gifs or anything like that tho lol.
So one time Yachi gets “😉”
And she’s like
“WHAAAAAAAAAT IS SHE OPENING UP TO ME-“
Yeah they text a lot more than they talk in person because it turns out when they are alone they have much less of a filter 😭
KiyoYachi rights hello
amity after not getting to seeing luz in her titan form
This, this, so much this! Autism is a spectrum and traits vary between each individual! I have traits from both columns, but that doesn’t make me less (or more) autistic than any other autistic person. I wish more people would understand this.
nothing like a little smooth jazz to cleanse the soul
- Oh that t-shirt is nice i might buy it- *feels the texture* nevermind
- *trying clothes* “It’s too tight” “What do you mean it’s too tight? It’s your size and this pants is supposed to be ti-” “IT’S TOO TIGHT MY SKIN CAN’T BREATHE”
- Yeah I can’t eat some types of food because the texture/smell is horrible.
- Walking in a beauty products shop and instantly dying because of the strong smells.
- DO NOT POKE AT ME OR I WILL JUMP 10 FEET IN THE AIR
- *takes gun out* Alright no physical contact without my permission.
- *wears slightly more makeup than usual* I feel like my face is covered in paint
more (poly-)bakusquad things bc apparently this is something im Doing now (even more headcanons below the cut because oops this got rlly long)
anyone: is mean to kaminari
bakugou and shinsou, immediately, quirks ready: would you like to say that again please?
bakugou makes them dinner regularly. in return they say nothing about the fact that he immediately falls asleep during movie nights if they start later than 9pm, especially if he ends up cuddled between kaminari and kirishima
jirou makes not only a spotify playlist for each and every one of them, but also burned seven (7) copies of a group-playlist CD so they can each have one
sero and shinsou using their tape/capture weapon to stop their idiot significant others from doing anything Too Idiotic
(you’d be surprised at how often their target is kirishima)
mina is the first to start using given names. bakugou is second. eijirou and hanta cry the first couple times.
bakugou definitely still calls them all by his terrible nicknames for them tho. given names are for Special Occasions, such as: being sleepy, being Soft, and You Are In So Much Fucking Trouble
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