Me and my roommate going delirious with laughter breaking quiet hours bc of school and the impending darkness of our dorm
I made stew. It was awesome. I love potatoes.
decided i’m gonna get this printed as a poster and just hang it above my bed so each morning i can wake up feeling like a victim of medical malpractice
Casually stumbles upon a body of the person I murdered
Me: oh boy
I love house md. it’s gay, its homophobic. it’s ableist, it has some of the best disability representation I’ve seen. medical malpractice and felonies are committed pretty much every episode, some of these aren’t even related to the case. for as bonkers as everything gets it never stops being a medical drama. it a fucking sherlock adaptation
Bob belcher talking to his Turkey baster is EXACTLY like SpongeBob and spatula.
Thinking about how young me BEGGED my mom to let me have this hair. The side bang was my foil for most of my life.