He’s So Cutie Patootie Fr

Y’all making me scared that Will is gonna die. Like my anxiety is going through the roof because I don’t want that happen. There is already too many ‘bury your gays’ tropes in media and Will is also my favorite character. So y’all suddenly going “he’s gonna die because Vecna” is actually starting to scare me

literally any johnny intro dialogue

Johnathan and Argyle after interrupting a Byler scene for the 7th time:

OH MY GOD IT IS EXACTLY LIKE SECURITY BREACH ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME-

do we not get queerbaited in these new shots?

I know everyone is still depressed rn, but hey, it could be worse!

You could be a Miraculous Ladybug fan-

Am I getting hope? Yes. I know my posts are very negative lately and I’m sorry for any negative vibes I gave to others. That’s on me.

But now looking back, I think it might happen. I still have that doubt of course, I don’t think that will go away any time soon, but after seeing more on social media, many people are noticing Byler and Will being gay more than ever. Which, if the Duffers were really going for a way to defeat Byler, why have the audience notice anything weird. The GA has been catching on.

I feel we were disappointed of this because it didn’t go in a way that we wanted. Which I get because Will’s feelings will always feel like a plot device to me this season, even if it was or not, I feel that the Duffers should have handled this better. However, they still did their job by having the GA notice something and questioning the supposedly endgame ship Melvin. Byler is a SLOW burn and I totally get being impatient about it.

I am not a huge fan of slow burn (however I also don’t like instant romance either) so I have looked back on myself and realized that’s why I was disappointed. (Well there are plenty of other reasons) So with that, hope has come back.

Again, I am sorry for any negativity and that energy I have given to others. Of course, you can still be negative about it, but I hate being the one to cause it, same with causing hope.

Byler nation, if we’re getting hopeful, let’s all take it with a bit of salt at the end of the day. Because our trust has been broken, and do not judge others for still feeling negative. With that, I shall see you all soon

(I still hate Volume 2 for plenty of other reasons btw)

I’m still wishing for Crazy Train by Ozzy Osbourne to play in ST4-

Volume 2 don’t flop this shine hope for me 😄

M*leven: a relationship that was never meant to be

I would like to say this is not an attack towards anyone who ships Melvin. I don’t even want it to show up on their tag, but if any of them find this, just know I am doing an analysis and that anyone who attacks me for it is not cool. I also ship byler which could make my point less convincing, but I am not trying to be biased. None of this comes from a bias, just me talking about a relationship that I have grown to highly dislike and show why it has a high chance of breaking up.

With that out of the way, Melvin is a relationship between the characters Mike and El in Stranger Things, and has been canon since season 1. They didn’t really get together until the end of S2 and it has been that way ever since. Many people think that this relationship is cute and yes, it is, but let’s replace the is with was.

Ever since season 3 this relationship has been shown to be quite toxic. I noticed how my opinion on Melvin was positive until season 3 and it’s funny how it’s when they actually became a couple. In fact, I noticed that Melvin became toxic when they got together. This shows that maybe they should not be together at all and that has been Duffers intention.

To show why it’s always been toxic, is how no one in the show has said anything positive about it at all. Ever since season 1, the party thinks Mike has crush on her, but they don’t find this cute or endearing, they mock it. An example would be Lucas teasing Mike about El:

Lucas: El! I love you so much! Would you marry me?

Mike: Shut up Lucas

You could say Lucas approves of the crush, but the way he also went “If you love her so much why don’t you just marry her?” Which is more of a negative thing to say than a positive. I get that this was when the party just met El, and Lucas didn’t trust her at the time. But still, it was intentional. The over exaggeration that Lucas does is, in my interpretation, a way of the Duffers mocking Melvin. Which goes into my next point.

The Duffers show how their relationship doesn’t work romantically. Ever since they have become a couple, they have had problems. S3 is a huge example with them breaking up and both of them not even being sad about it. You’d think that such a strong bond would be sad about their relationship ending at least a little, but it’s not. Even the scene where Mike says he loves her, everyone reacts in such a weird way. Like they think he’s lying.

What makes it better is how humorous their breakup in S3 is. Like the Duffers do not take their romantic relationship seriously. Whenever they are together, they act so out of character to where it doesn’t feel real, which is most likely intentional. Because their romance is a lie.

This also just doesn’t affect the two of them, it also affects everyone else around them. With them ditching their friends when they were going to meet Dustin’s girlfriend and have them all complain about it. Sure, Max says “It’s romantic” but not even an episode later she starts going against their relationship. I feel Max is supposed to represent the audience, most found it romantic or cute in earlier seasons, but after seeing their relationship more clearly, it’s just bullshit and they need to break up.

Let’s not forget the constant Ted and Karen parallels. Which I touched upon here. Especially with the new season’s main messages being about conformity, which is what their relationship is, conformity. These two work better as friends, not as a romantic pairing.

Another example of their romance being a lie is how when they became a couple, they both lie to each other. First it’s Mike in S3, then it’s El in S4. Which actually can be proven with of the most popular phrases in this show “Friends don’t lie.”

Friends don’t lie. El never lied to Mike when they were just friends and vice versa, but when they became a couple, it was all lies. Because their love is a lie. They didn’t actually love each other in a romantic sense.

Now you could say that S4 has taken a more serious tone with their relationship and argument, but the reason it’s serious is because this is where they realize that this isn’t what they actually want. They are taken seriously when they are a friendship. The fact that eulogy played in the background of their argument in S4 shows that their romance is dead. It’s always been. This can also be proven with Mike calling it an “argument you can’t come back from.” What’s something that you can’t come back from? Death. Their romance is dead.

There’s also the whole superhero thing. This has been here since season 1. In the same scene I mentioned with Lucas mocking Mike earlier, Dustin compares El to plenty of superheroes (X-men and green lantern) with Lucas saying “She’s not a superhero. She’s a weirdo.” You’d think Mike would shut both of them down, like with something like “She’s a person.” Or something like that. Usually I find that to be more romantic when it comes to something like this and you have a character who’s supposedly in love. But he does the same thing Dustin does by saying “The X-men were weirdos.”

This to me shows how Mike does not love El, with season 4 proving this even more, but it also shows how this was intended. Mike admires her, of course he cares about her, but it’s not romantic it’s just admiration. And that’s why having Mike tell El he loves her would be more damaging to their relationship because now El has her powers back, so Mike saying he loves her after just proves how he doesn’t actually love her. And you know what? Maybe we should have a scene where Mike tells El he loves her, but she shuts it down and tells him that he doesn’t. Making him realize that maybe they shouldn’t be together, after all, friends don’t lie.

There are plenty of other examples of how their romantic relationship never worked from the start and how they are not endgame, but I am going a bit too long here, and I feel that I might continue this post with more examples, like a part 2 or something. But that’s all for now.

In conclusion, Mike and El were never supposed to work out as a romantic pairing. And they will break up this season as that is the more healthiest and logical conclusion for their romance. Despite this show not exactly being realistic (it involves supernatural beings after all) it is realistic with their relationships. Keep that in mind.

Guys “Space Between” from Descendants 2 is so Byler coded idc

Scrolling through the Byler tag while listening to “Sweetest Pie” by Megan Thee Stallion and Dua Lipa is a vibe not gonna lie 🥰