So, Let Me Guess– You Just Started A New Book, Right? And You’re Stumped. You Have No Idea How Much

So, Let Me Guess– You Just Started A New Book, Right? And You’re Stumped. You Have No Idea How Much
So, Let Me Guess– You Just Started A New Book, Right? And You’re Stumped. You Have No Idea How Much
So, Let Me Guess– You Just Started A New Book, Right? And You’re Stumped. You Have No Idea How Much

So, let me guess– you just started a new book, right? And you’re stumped. You have no idea how much an AK47 goes for nowadays. I get ya, cousin. Tough world we live in. A writer’s gotta know, but them NSA hounds are after ya 24/7. I know, cousin, I know. If there was only a way to find out all of this rather edgy information without getting yourself in trouble…

You’re in luck, cousin. I have just the thing for ya.

It’s called Havocscope. It’s got information and prices for all sorts of edgy information. Ever wondered how much cocaine costs by the gram, or how much a kidney sells for, or (worst of all) how much it costs to hire an assassin?

I got your back, cousin. Just head over to Havocscope.

((PS: In case you’re wondering, Havocscope is a database full of information regarding the criminal underworld. The information you will find there has been taken from newspapers and police reports. It’s perfectly legal, no need to worry about the NSA hounds, cousin ;p))

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We have asked about commissions. We have an adopt for sale. No one is biting, and maybe like one or two people at the most share our posts.

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Please if you can help do so and share this post. We have 15 dollars so far and need a lot more to be able to get a room for the night.

Please help, we don't have many options right now.

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2 months ago

voting grits because it is the only thing on this list i don't really like, my bad chat. the texture is, yes, made to be gritty, but good lord my autistic ass hates it. no hate to the grits fans

and don't call me out for being a yank... ermm... i've lived in the bible belt for a little over a decade 😭😭🤓

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9 months ago
Fanart of Taco from Inanimate Insanity, based off of episode 15 of season 2. It's a fullbody artwork of her up in the air, firing her laser gun up to the sky with the beam coming back in from the bottom of the image, shooting right through her. Her body is cracked with glitching censoring her eyes, her mouth open in a scream. The background is black with a magenta gradient in the bottom left, clashing against light blue shines coming down from the top right. There's also lyrics faintly visible; these being the duet verse of the song Taco's Tirade between her and MePad from the episode.

I DON'T WANT THIS ANYMORE

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An alternative version of the original artwork with the background text removed.

so anyways yeah my object show fixation has consumed me once more thanks to episode 15 🫶 (help me)

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5 months ago

hello google chrome refugees

don't use any of these browsers, they're also chrome

Hello Google Chrome Refugees

Here are my favorite firefox plugins for security/anti-tracking/anti-ad that I recommend you get

Hello Google Chrome Refugees
Hello Google Chrome Refugees
Hello Google Chrome Refugees

please get off chrome google is currently being investigated for being an Illegal Monopoly so get outta there okay love you bye

10 months ago

Constantly fucking hearing white queers appropriate non-woman and non-man (terms used to talk about the degendering poc face) to be exclusionists. Fucking hell

and when you tell them that they straight up say they don't care. like wow. okay

8 months ago

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worldwidenoises - a parallel of you ‎♫‎
a parallel of you ‎♫‎

shi/hir, 17. autistic and mentally/neurologically disordered traumaendo system. previously known as riotmarrow. do not send dono asks. do not post us to fakedisordercringe or systemscringe. zios, radqueers, and darkshippers do not interact, we don't like you.

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