Since I Also Have This Thing Called A Conscience, I’d Probably Offer My Services To The Local Hospital.

It is not just someone who is a rude bore. This sort of character understands norms and manners very well and makes deliberate choices about which lines they cross, allowing them to be disruptive without actually being ostracised, for maximum damage.

I am a strong advocate of bringing back that guy who messes people's lives up just a little bit, especially if they have their priorities in the wrong order.

Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

cuddles~

dunmeshi lesbian fans, come get your food! *throw these at you*

DO NOT steal, copy, edit or repost my art! reblogs and comments are lovely tho <3

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Sigh.

How do I get into these situations... lesbianism really gets me into so many situations that I don't need to be in

I love telling random lesbians on the internet the secrets I’d never even tell my siblings, best friends or anyone else I know in real life.

Don’t worry, I won’t make them immortal without their consent, though it is not really in my best interest anyway. There’ll be kill runes which give them a reasonable lifespan until their soul is promptly yoinked from the mortal plane.

I’d be 100% a necromancer if possible. But I wouldn’t be the type that brings back mindless hordes of zombies. There are plenty of other ways to be…ethically ambiguous.

I aspire to own a wall-mounted plastic fish. I do not own a fishing rod.

STOP SCROLLING

SNIFF CHECKPOINT

hmm... you should take a shower now...

Yeah. I sometimes have glanced a little too long at someone after they have been on a run, and they notice, but I also can’t look like I’m specifically avoiding eye contact. And in those moments it’s like, where do my eyes go? Why is it so hard to figure out where to look all of a sudden? It’s a gay dilemma.

Gyms are lesbian torture. I don’t wanna look bc I don’t wanna make em uncomfortable but they are also so pretty and hot and sweaty please help 😭

i'm still going strong!

it's genuinely crazy that free the nipple died