Ahem, *coughs* 🤓. Don Quixote Never Succeeded In Killing A Windmill In The Books. He Was Defeated.

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I attract a certain type of freak. Unfortunately, not my type of freak in the slightest. I have been hit on by a crypto girl, a new-agey woman, and an absolute creep, like whyyy 😭.

*People who hit on you, hoping to date you or simply hook up.

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women will post vague shit like "something's happened" and "i'm troubled" and won't explain it. but it's not something for the general public to understand. but you should show interest in their stormy mind. it makes the women feel better

Goddamn it! I had been following her. There is not even a fig-leaf covering their prejudices.

Edit: Huzzah! She is restored.

can u see me? just checking,,

Post-op? No, I am recently bepussied.

verb / to bepussy - to bestow on a trans woman her long-awaited pussy

Usage: By the grace of a Thai surgeon I was bepussied, in December of the year of our lord 2023. noun / bepussification - the act of giving a trans woman her long-awaited pussy

Usage: Her bepussification couldn't have gone any better, and the young transbian was elated and ready to be railed by fair maidens in 6 months. // not to be confused with: bussy

It's one of the things I wanted to be once, but since I am a follower of rules, I instead desire them.

I am a strong advocate of bringing back that guy who messes people's lives up just a little bit, especially if they have their priorities in the wrong order.

stfu + get impregnated + have my puppies

There is such an otherworldly quality to this video. It hardly looks underwater, the fish here look like they're floating in the clouds of a gas giant. Scratch that, they are the cloud. This looks like the sort of thing done by benevolent but inexplicable space aliens.

machine uses image recognition to detect lice on fish and then uses laser to blast the parasites.

This is awesome stuff.

I think one of the reasons drag kings aren’t as popular as drag queens, aside from the fact that straight women don’t like us, is that people are uncomfortable acknowledging masculinity as a performance. Like we as a society know that femininity is a performance, with its own costumes and rules. Masculinity is also a performance, and nothing makes that more clear than someone making an exaggeration of it

One day....in a galaxy far far away...

Me when i propose to my future gf

Probably one of my dumbest comics but i thought this was hilarious so i decided to make it lol