Stupid Pphone Won't Do Stupid Shit For Me

Hiatus

As ssome of you guys might have noticed, I am not posting as frequently as I was (not that I'm posting that much anyways) but like exams are coming up and stress and self doubt are eating at me so like I'm a be gone to study my little poor Chinese heart out so my parents won't beat me to death /j

Until 4 October hehehehehe. I shall emerge again from the ashes. MY OWN ASHES

BAAAAAAA

Did you know there are trans chickens😲 sometimes due to issues going on inside a hen’s ovary they may start behaving different, changing plumage, growing a comb like roosters……..sometimes they’re even able to produce semen and impregnate other chickens🤯🤯🤯🤯

Oh to become trans chicken

But like. I actually saw a trans chicken before.

I mentioned that my house has some chickens around one rooster and two hens but after sometime I started seeing two roosters and one hen. But like the other ‘new’ rooster is smaller than the original rooster. I just thought that the other hen like ran away or got eaten or something. Didn’t knew he changed genders.

The more you know I guess.

The more you knowwwwww

me: oh hmm, i shld continue drawing, or maybe play a match in game!

brain: fuck you youre gonna walk around your room in circles listening to music while imagining amvs till 2.90 am. only then you get to do the shit you want to

Tehee

The queen has arrived like... -twosih days ago?

And ofc as a celebration I'll make FANART of her 🥺👉👈

It's a wip right now. Would've started it earlier if not for THAT DAMN Gif. But I love that damn gif

Fun fact: the amethyst laccaria is a beautiful type of fungi, appearing widely around the globe. It’s recognized by the iconic gem-like colour, although it fades with time. This specie loves nitrogen, so it has a tendency to grow on mass graves, old graveyards and buried decomposed bodies 👁️👁️ their appearance doesn’t necessarily have to mean something as like i said they are very common but they do can be used as clues in crime cases. Also they are edible but don’t taste good and can absorb arsenic from the soils.

Should iI have these on my grave?

Bear without fur……musty ahh….

Looks llike a Chupacabra

But just more disappointing

I welcome thee my beloved whimsical soldier….. i come with a very important question that isnwhich of tue henry eight wifes is your favourite one…… mines anne of cleves🤫 you can answer look wise if you dont know lore

I'm a Katherine of Aragon enjoyer, kind fellow

Skibidi Skibidi

Hawk Tuah Hawk

Skibidi King

Who Gives Out Blumpkins

Edging And Gooninh

And Learning To Munt

Dripping Cheese

All Over My Lunch

Skibidi Skibidi

Hawk Tuah Hawk

Skibidi Boom

Or Skibidi Doom

Edging And Gooning

In Ohio Square

Stinky Back Shot Air

🪅🧑‍🎄🧚🎁🎶🎄🦃🎅🤶

Last Rizzmas, I gave you my gyatt🎄🍑

But tthe very next day, you gave me your Drake 😞🍆

This year, no skibidi rizz 🥵❌

Im edging with someone sigma 👬💦

Last Rizzmas, I gave you a Prime 🍾

And tthe very next day, you showed your Balkan rage 😡🤬

This year, no skibidi rizz 🥵❌

I'll griddy with someone sigma 🕺🕺