Sayaka: *Attempts to kill an athletic baseball player who could clearly overpower her*
Leon: *easily overpowers her*
Sayaka:
*gently removes all ndrv3 characters from the game’s plot*
*carefully pushes the plot away with her toe, straight into a pre-prepared trash bag*
*puts ndrv3 cast into a happy timeline (in which Junko Enoshima exists only as Ryoko Otonashi) with the rest of the characters*
*wipes sweat off forehead*
“There we go, fucking perfect.”
Shuichi...no...that’s not what he meant...
The Phantom Thieves: *steals heart and gains fame*
Akechi:
Maki: Fuck Kaito.
Shuichi: Yes, fuck Kaito. I think you'd both like that.
Shuichi: Whelp, thanks to Miu’s inventions, Gonta’s strength, Maki’s secret assassin skills, Tenko’s martial arts, and Kiibo’s indestructible body, we’ve successfully defeated Monokuma and broken the barrier outside, so now we can escape!
Tsumugi and the rest of Team Danganronpa who gave them their talents:
Kirigiri: I have a good idea who the killer may be thanks to facts, evidence, and close analysis.
Me, an intellectual:
MESSAGE TO ALL MY DANGANRONPA FOLLOWERS! This story right here is absolutely fantastic! It’s a total rare pair, Izayoi/Kimura! It’s written very well and is already 15 chapters in, please go and support the author by reading it!
Just a little Dark Bum I drew up today.